Secret Santa

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TheFaQQer replied

8 December 2009, 16:56
Originally posted by Dante View Post

I reckon we'll end up finding out.

I can get away (i think) with the I'm a Twat mug filled with Gobstoppers - not sure about the dog food.

Perhaps if i didnt want a renewal I could go at it with gusto.

There's an "Office Bitch" one if you can get away with that
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Dante replied

8 December 2009, 16:52
I reckon we'll end up finding out.

I can get away (i think) with the I'm a Twat mug filled with Gobstoppers - not sure about the dog food.

Perhaps if i didnt want a renewal I could go at it with gusto.
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Money Money Money replied

8 December 2009, 16:36
My mate once gave one of the girls a can of dog food.... She was not happy!

Is it a real "SECRET" santa? OR do you all end up finding out?
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chef replied

8 December 2009, 16:14
slim fast gift vouchers?
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Dante replied

8 December 2009, 16:12
Sadly it'll be in office time - like the Gobstoppers too - two birds with one stone and all that...

Like the mug too - brilliant.

Sadly she's the type of 'woman' who has her own special mug.
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Pondlife replied

8 December 2009, 16:11
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Gobstoppers

WZS

Just enjoy the peace and quiet for a change.
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Spacecadet replied

8 December 2009, 16:10
When are you giving the presents out?
If its as part of a christmas night out then get her something that will be a complete pain in the arse to carry around.
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TheFaQQer replied

8 December 2009, 16:10
http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/...-/Product.html
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Zippy replied

8 December 2009, 16:09
Gobstoppers
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Dante replied

8 December 2009, 16:08
Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post

a bottle of Slimfast.

I like the pick n mix - slimfast is probably a bit unoriginal.
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PRC1964 replied

8 December 2009, 16:05
a bottle of Slimfast.
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BlackenedBiker replied

8 December 2009, 16:02
Originally posted by Dante View Post

Yes - it may be the campest tradition ever, but it's been thrust upon me and I can respond only the way I know how - by being nasty.

To be fair I had the best possible draw - my office nemesis - an overweight, officious, gobtulipe of a woman.

So i'm throwing it to the floor - What do i get her?

Limit is a fiver - so a gastric band and gimp mask are out of the question.

5 quids worth of pix 'n' mix, the cheap kind
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Dante started a topic Secret Santa

8 December 2009, 16:00
Secret Santa

Yes - it may be the campest tradition ever, but it's been thrust upon me and I can respond only the way I know how - by being nasty.

To be fair I had the best possible draw - my office nemesis - an overweight, officious, gobsh1te of a woman.

So i'm throwing it to the floor - What do i get her?

Limit is a fiver - so a gastric band and gimp mask are out of the question.
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