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  • Pondlife
    replied
    Ok,


    oneeyedtwat
    Gordo must go
    unelected he rules
    without our approval

    May two thousand and ten
    the month to remember
    with joy in our hearts
    his final removal

    Leave a comment:

  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Poetry competition

    Poetry competition

    Are there any budding poets out there ?


    This is a Double Dactyl competition, and the rules for a double dactyl are -

    first line must be 6 syllable repetitive nonsense
    second line is the subject
    two verses, four lines each
    last line of each verse rhymes
    sixth line is a six syllable word

    I'll go first -

    globallynoblely
    Ed Milibandio
    Flies off to Denmark
    To rescue us all

    How to achieve it
    mostTaxidermally
    Stuff us with taxes
    To makes carbon fall


    £250 first prize
    payable by the loser

    Last edited by EternalOptimist; 8 December 2009, 09:43.
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