When I die

[BlackenedBiker]

I want to die at 100 and it to come as such a shock my wife has to leave college

And then I want to be cremated and spread on Bondai Beach (Still getting into girls pants even after death)

[BoredBloke]

When I pop my clogs I want planting along with an apple tree. As I decompose I'll feed the tree and in so doing be part of all the apples that tree produces.

As for the endless virgins from earlier, you have to wonder why they are dead and still a virgin. I can think of 2 of the most probable possibilities.

1 - they were mingers and couldn't get a shag while alive
2 - they died as kids and I not into shagging kids - especially dead ones!

[OrangeHopper]

Cremated then mixed up with some ground bait and fed to the fish.

[EternalOptimist]

Here lies old EO
Not so E , 'caus he had to go
and leave behind you 10 carat men
to become a 2 cauliflower gem

[DimPrawn]

Don't die a virgin, or you'll have thousands of martyrs shagging the tulip out of you for all eternity.

AtW are you listening?

[DaveB]

I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.

All you can eat?

[DiscoStu]

I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.

[cailin maith]

I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.

[oracleslave]

I want my share of virgins. Hopefully it's like a buffet.

[DimPrawn]

When I die I want people to be happy and laugh and party.

I reckon I am going to get my wishes.

[DaveB]

When I Die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's best
When they lay me down to die
Goin on up to the Spirit in the sky

CHORUS:
Goin on up to the Spirit in the sky
(Spirit in the sky)
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
(When I die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Prepare yourself, you know it a must
Gotta have a friend named Jesus
So you know that when you die
It's gonna recommend you to the Spirit in the sky
(Spirit in the sky)

Goin on up to the Spirit in the sky
That's where you're gonna go when you die
(When you die)
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best

Never been a sinner, I've never sinned
I've got a friend named Jesus
So you know that when I die
It's gonna set me up with the Spirit in the sky

REPEAT CHORUS (x2)

Go to the place that's the best (x4)

[Jeebo72]

I want the biggest shrine known to man, so there's room for all the girls to weep. Don't want a wee one squashed in like Jim Morrison. There should be space to worship tha Jeebo.

[DiscoStu]

I want my ashes scattered in Sydney Harbour on a nice sunny day.

[Moscow Mule]

http://jewelry.about.com/cs/syntheti...em_diamond.htm

[EternalOptimist]

When I shuffle off this mortal coil, I would like to be cremated then crushed into a diamond and put into a watch or something.


diamonds are forever