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Previously on "Amazing evening in prospect"
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Do you make a noise when you sit down or stand up (especially if it's an armchair)?
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSnuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.
A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.
lifted up the blanket (or fleecy throw) and smelled my
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostInsist on dancing badly at weddings
It's my right and I'll fight anyone who tries to stop me
Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today
I've given up on this they're all plugged into mp3 thingies and can't hear me.
Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"
I can hear them, I just wish I couldn't.
When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.
An? Surely you mean ANOTHER? I have a nice collection in the shed. I never use them as one day they might be worth a fortune.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart
Insist on dancing badly at weddings
Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today
Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"
When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.
No? Thought not
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSnuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.
A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.
I don't normally allow myself such extravagance but I couldn't resist at that price.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart
Insist on dancing badly at weddings
Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today
Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"
When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.
No? Thought not
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SY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart
Insist on dancing badly at weddings
Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today
Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"
When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.
No? Thought not
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSnuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.
A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.
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Amazing evening in prospect
Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.
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