Amazing evening in prospect

[Crumlin]

Half price at Sainsburys.

I don't normally allow myself such extravagance but I couldn't resist at that price.

Diversion on way home for me by the look of it. Nursery pickup be dammed. pay em enough anyway.

[Scary]

Do you make a noise when you sit down or stand up (especially if it's an armchair)?

[Weltchy]

Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.

A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.

lifted up the blanket (or fleecy throw) and smelled my

[wobbegong]

Do you have your beige slippers on?

Never mind that; are you both naked?

(this is a rhetorical question, I need neither affirmation nor proof)

Hope you had a good evening!

[PRC1964]

Insist on dancing badly at weddings
It's my right and I'll fight anyone who tries to stop me

Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today
I've given up on this they're all plugged into mp3 thingies and can't hear me.

Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"
I can hear them, I just wish I couldn't.

When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.
An? Surely you mean ANOTHER? I have a nice collection in the shed. I never use them as one day they might be worth a fortune.

/ Grumpy Old Man

[Pondlife]

Insist on dancing badly at weddings

I thought that was mandatory at weddings.

[HairyArsedBloke]

SY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart

Insist on dancing badly at weddings

Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today

Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"

When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.

No? Thought not

[gingerjedi]

Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.

A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.

Half price at Sainsburys.

I don't normally allow myself such extravagance but I couldn't resist at that price.

[suityou01]

SY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart

Insist on dancing badly at weddings

Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today

Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"

When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.

No? Thought not

Phew. Close one though.

[Zippy]

SY01 - if you do any of the following you are an old fart

Insist on dancing badly at weddings

Constantly "tut, tut" at the youth of today

Complain that you don't understand current music and "you can't hear the words"

When contemplating the purchase of an orbital sander, you become <ahem> excited.

No? Thought not

[suityou01]

Do you have your beige slippers on?

Not kidding, but I actually do.

[RichardCranium]

Do you have your beige slippers on?

[EternalOptimist]

Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.

A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.

ahh , you have finally 'arrived'

[suityou01]

Snuggled on the sofa with SY02, under fleecy throw, feet up on "bean cube" ,watching rented DVD film eating Ben and Jerries.

A remember a time when I would have called myself an old fart.