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SupremeSpod replied

2 December 2005, 14:38
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

Bit old hat now the initiation rights,so yep,we can skip that.

I had you earmarked for flower arranging and the advanced Hedonism section.

More to your taste perhaps ?

Does she get free lollypops and the chance to wear her heels?

Spod - In "Of to touch meself...ooops, too late" mode!
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AlfredJPruffock replied

2 December 2005, 13:15
Originally posted by cojak

Oh no, Satinduism is my kind of religion.

I might skip the goat and elephant initiation ceremony though, if that's all right with you...

Bit old hat now the initiation rights,so yep,we can skip that.

I had you earmarked for flower arranging and the advanced Hedonism section.

More to your taste perhaps ?
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cojak replied

2 December 2005, 12:00
Oh no, Satinduism is my kind of religion.

I might skip the goat and elephant initiation ceremony though, if that's all right with you...
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AlfredJPruffock replied

2 December 2005, 11:18
Originally posted by cojak

I'll have to divide my time between you and Chico...

What is it with you Christians, eh? (hmmm...)

Im a Satinduist actually.

Its a cult which Ive created which fuses the best elements of Satanism and Hinduism with some slick PR.

Its all about having a great time and doing everything you like, as long as you dont harm anybody else (unless nobody is looking of course)

Would that perhaps be of interest to your good self Cojak, or would you prefer to spend eternity in a Church singing hymns perhaps ?

Better the Devil you know ...Join The Satinduists (c)
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cojak replied

2 December 2005, 10:44
I'll have to divide my time between you and Chico...

What is it with you Christians, eh? (hmmm...)
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AlfredJPruffock replied

2 December 2005, 10:38
Originally posted by cojak

Goodness Alf, that was quite ascerbic for you - what's happened to the serenity of the Friday Poetry Corner??

(Your new 'look' suits you tho' - quite peppy and cute! )

Aye Cojak

I blame it on the continental lifestyle.

The thought occured ,are you per chance stalking me?

If so please do carry on, I am rather flattered.
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cojak replied

2 December 2005, 10:28
Goodness Alf, that was quite ascerbic for you - what's happened to the serenity of the Friday Poetry Corner??

(Your new 'look' suits you tho' - quite peppy and cute! )
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AlfredJPruffock replied

1 December 2005, 17:10
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

Mr Banks strikes again...

Not really a fan, but yes, I've read it!

Good.

So now you know.
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SupremeSpod replied

1 December 2005, 16:40
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

Yes but that was when I was pre Op, Big Boy.

PS have you read The Wasp Factory ?

Mr Banks strikes again...

Not really a fan, but yes, I've read it!
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AlfredJPruffock replied

1 December 2005, 16:22
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

Sorry Alfie boy, you is a (male)wasp and you ain't getting feck all!

Nice try though!

Yes but that was when I was pre Op, Big Boy.

PS have you read The Wasp Factory ?
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SupremeSpod replied

1 December 2005, 16:12
Sorry Alfie boy, you is a (male)wasp and you ain't getting feck all!

Nice try though!
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AlfredJPruffock replied

1 December 2005, 16:10
Well that does it !!

I see that Rebecca gets a lovely massage from HR and I get a verbal warning merely for conducting animal sacrifices in the company carpark (in my lunch hour) as part of my religous duty as as Satinduist.

This is a blatant and unacceptable case of sexual discrimination.

I will not accept this with my arms folded.

Six figure sum
Here I come !
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Francko replied

1 December 2005, 15:57
Originally posted by Rebecca Loos

.... sorry
just daydreaming
....

Need a massage?
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1 December 2005, 15:53
Massage from HR

.... sorry
just daydreaming
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