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Previously on "Would you lie to me baby"

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Excellent - thanks for the sympathy votes Zip and Chef. <pushes chef towards HAB, uses Zip as a human shield>
    Come here, sonny, and assume the position!

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I wanted to vote

    'I would lie like a turd in a bucket' but it wasn't an option



    We've already assessed your technical ability...

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  • realityhack
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    Excellent - thanks for the sympathy votes Zip and Chef. <pushes chef towards HAB, uses Zip as a human shield>

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Arsebiscuits.

    I didn't take a look at the poll results before voting and now look - I'm all alone with HAB in the 'bend' the truth camp, as it were.

    Sigh.

    Someone pass me the vaseline, please.
    I voted sensibly too

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  • EternalOptimist
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    I wanted to vote

    'I would lie like a turd in a bucket' but it wasn't an option



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  • realityhack
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    Arsebiscuits.

    I didn't take a look at the poll results before voting and now look - I'm all alone with HAB in the 'bend' the truth camp, as it were.

    Sigh.

    Someone pass me the vaseline, please.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by conned tractor View Post
    You can't all be AndyW - are you telling porkies?
    I'm not...

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  • conned tractor
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    You can't all be AndyW - are you telling porkies?

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  • cojak
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    Originally posted by Bright Spark View Post
    he who dares rodders.

    HTH

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    "Yea gov'nor I can do that and get "xxx for dummies" on next day delivery "

    If it's good enough for Bob, it's good enough for me. Except Bob would use a bootleg copy that he downloaded of Piratebay or sumfink.

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  • Churchill
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    By strength and guile...

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  • rootsnall
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Do the quick swotting up now and have a go at it at home. Then you won't be lying.
    WHS. Plus choose your words carefully when stretching the truth.

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  • Bright Spark
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    he who dares rodders.

    HTH
    Last edited by Bright Spark; 26 November 2009, 14:25. Reason: changed wins to rodders :-)

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  • scotspine
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    do what you need to do to get the job...as long as you can do the job [or at least pick it up on the hoof].

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  • thunderlizard
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    Do the quick swotting up now and have a go at it at home. Then you won't be lying.

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