Reply to: Would you lie to me baby

[HairyArsedBloke]

Excellent - thanks for the sympathy votes Zip and Chef. <pushes chef towards HAB, uses Zip as a human shield>

Come here, sonny, and assume the position!

[Churchill]

I wanted to vote

'I would lie like a turd in a bucket' but it wasn't an option

We've already assessed your technical ability...

[realityhack]

Excellent - thanks for the sympathy votes Zip and Chef. <pushes chef towards HAB, uses Zip as a human shield>

[Zippy]

Arsebiscuits.

I didn't take a look at the poll results before voting and now look - I'm all alone with HAB in the 'bend' the truth camp, as it were.

Sigh.

Someone pass me the vaseline, please.

I voted sensibly too

[EternalOptimist]

I wanted to vote

'I would lie like a turd in a bucket' but it wasn't an option

[realityhack]

Arsebiscuits.

I didn't take a look at the poll results before voting and now look - I'm all alone with HAB in the 'bend' the truth camp, as it were.

Sigh.

Someone pass me the vaseline, please.

[Churchill]

You can't all be AndyW - are you telling porkies?

I'm not...

[conned tractor]

You can't all be AndyW - are you telling porkies?

[cojak]

he who dares rodders.

HTH

[HairyArsedBloke]

"Yea gov'nor I can do that and get "xxx for dummies" on next day delivery "

If it's good enough for Bob, it's good enough for me. Except Bob would use a bootleg copy that he downloaded of Piratebay or sumfink.

[Churchill]

By strength and guile...

[rootsnall]

Do the quick swotting up now and have a go at it at home. Then you won't be lying.

WHS. Plus choose your words carefully when stretching the truth.

[Bright Spark]

he who dares rodders.

HTH

[scotspine]

do what you need to do to get the job...as long as you can do the job [or at least pick it up on the hoof].

[thunderlizard]

Do the quick swotting up now and have a go at it at home. Then you won't be lying.