Reply to: I've won a car!!!

[Churchill]

Have you phoned it to collect the car Churchill?

Nah mate, I wouldn't drive a BMW if you paid me!

[KentPhilip]

Get a sense of humour!

Have you phoned it to collect the car Churchill?

[oracleslave]

Get a sense of humour!

From a saffa, what did you expect

[Churchill]

Chav car, aggressive streak. Got a tattoo innit?

Get a sense of humour!

[cailin maith]

I'm going to punch your fat tongue in!

Chav car, aggressive streak. Got a tattoo innit?

Now now ladies.... play nicely

[oracleslave]

I'm going to punch your fat tongue in!

Chav car, aggressive streak. Got a tattoo innit?

[mudskipper]

http://xkcd.com/570/

I love this comic.

[Churchill]

Perhaps it's compensation for having to drive that bright orange tank everywhere over the last year?

I'm going to punch your fat tongue in!

[oracleslave]

Three!!!

What are the odds?

Perhaps it's compensation for having to drive that bright orange tank everywhere over the last year?

[pmeswani]

That's just not fair! To win one lottery that you didn't enter is pretty rare, but 2. Jesus!

and to ask someone to call an 070 number is just bargain I say. Pure bargain.

[Churchill]

That's just not fair! To win one lottery that you didn't enter is pretty rare, but 2. Jesus!

Three!!!

What are the odds?

CONGRATULATIONS !!!!
YOU HAVE WON £1.5 Million POUNDS STERLING!
YOU HAVE BEEN ANNOUNCED AS ONE OF THE 12 TOP LUCKY WINNERS !!!

Microsoft/MSN Lottery gives members random cash prizes every month. Today your mail is randomly selected as one of the 12 top winners mail who will get cash prizes from us. We are happy to inform you that you have won a prize money of (One Million, Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds Sterlings ( £1,500,000.00 GBP) for year 2009 lottery win promotion which is organized every weekend by Microsoft/MSN Lottery Board.

Microsoft, collects all the mail addresses of the people that are online and off line on Messenger, among the millions that subscribe to Yahoo, MSN,Gmail Messenger e.t.c we only select 12 TOP people every month as our winners through electronic balloting System without the winner applying,we are congratulating you for been one of the people selected to receive top cash prize for this month.All participant were selected through a computer balloting system drawn from Nine hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and Oceania as part of ourinternational promotions program which is conducted annually.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE

These are your Winning Information and Identification Numbers:
Batch Number........................ .........MC/7645X/2009
Pin no......................................MML/631/85954/Z
Winning Numbers....................... ....ML007654
Reference Number.........................ML34355CD

To begin your claims, kindly contact the Yahoo/msn microsoft Claims officer, Wright Fernandez at this email address below.
******************************
Mr Wright Fernandez (Claims Officer)
EMAIL: [email protected]
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You are required to forward your winning details via the above e-mail addresses.And note that you must send your Full Name, Address,Mobile Number Age, Sex,Occupation Marital Status And Winning Number.

Congratulations once again from me and all members and Staff of Microsoft/MSN Lottery INC!!

Yours Sincerely,
APPROVED
MELISA ROSS (PHD)
LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR.

[BoredBloke]

That's just not fair! To win one lottery that you didn't enter is pretty rare, but 2. Jesus!

[Churchill]

Here's another...

MICROSOFT®
(UK. Regional Office)
Microsoft Building, Wright Lane,
Kensington London W85sp.

Winner No. 005,

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Your E-mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by Microsoft Coporation ,in conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,(F.P.S.) held this morning 25th November 2009 here in United kingdom, A Draft of $1,000.000.00 (One Million United States Dollars) will be issued in your name. You are hereby advice to contact Asset Management & Finance Group Office :
.Residential address:
.Tel(Mobile):
.Nationality/Country:
.Full Names:
.Age/Sex:
.Occupation/Position:
51a High Street, Hanham, Bristol. BS15 3DQ.
Director : Mr.Gilbert Stone
Contact Email: [email protected]
Tel : +447010995574

(1) File Number: F1267-2009
(2) Ref. Code :KP23/857/MCL5 /CO
(3) Grant Number: MICC/97846563459/206

Soon as The Above Information is Received Through the E-mail: [email protected] , You Will Be Duly Informed

[snaw]

here's a question, what's the best way to get that address out there on every spammers mail lists?

Or is that just a side benefit of havign a hotmail email account?

[Pondlife]

If you send me some cash to cover travel expenses (£5K should do to start) I'll go and collect it for you.