Telegraph or The Sun

[RichardCranium]

The Sun its 20p and has (*)(*) in

Why are those boobies upside down? Is it because you read other people's copy of the Sun on the Underground by looking over the top of their copy?

[Bumfluff]

The Sun its 20p and has (*)(*) in

[saptastic]

Now that the sun is tory again, and given that the sport is better, it has page 3, and the problem page seem to perfectly resemble my life and therefore has all the solutions, is it time to go back?

No. Hillsborough.

[Clippy]

Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:

* The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
* The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
* The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
* The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
* The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
* The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
* And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

I mourn for you...

Linky man, linky.

[NotAllThere]

Hacker: Don't tell me about the press. I know exactly who reads the papers:

* The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;
* The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;
* The Times is read by the people who actually do run the country;
* The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country;
* The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;
* The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;
* And The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.

Sir Humphrey: Prime Minister, what about the people who read The Sun?
Bernard: Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits.

My sig looks like being the same next year...

I mourn for you...

[swamp]

The year isn't over yet...

My sig looks like being the same next year...

[MPwannadecentincome]

I'm buying the Telegraph this Saturday there is a £10 voucher off a £60 shop at Waitrose

[Clippy]

I'd be crazy to take advice from someone who hasn't been skiiing this year...

The year isn't over yet...

[Jeebo72]

I'd be crazy to take advice from someone who hasn't been skiiing this year...

[swamp]

I heard Dear Deirdre is actually real, and she has a team of six helpers. Apparently they don't make anything up -- they don't need to because they get so many hair-raising stories, many of which they couldn't possibly print because they are so unbelievable.

Stick to the Telegraph.

[Jeebo72]

Now that the sun is tory again, and given that the sport is better, it has page 3, and the problem page seem to perfectly resemble my life and therefore has all the solutions, is it time to go back?