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  • PorkPie
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Yep speak to SasGuru. He's the smartest bloke on here.


    Special T-shirt for him:

    http://bit.ly/8kOjT7

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  • NotAllThere
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    And end up working for someone similar.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Another encounter with an agent who hasn't the faintest clue, and cares less, what any of those terms actually mean.
    ...and I still have to get them to send my CV to someone from the purchasing department at clientco, who ´hasn't the faintest clue, and cares less, what any of those terms actually mean´.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    .... 'Yes but do you have experience with User acceptance testing, System tests, Integration tests?...
    Another encounter with an agent who hasn't the faintest clue, and cares less, what any of those terms actually mean.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    'Name a good white basketball player'
    Woody Harelson in White Men Can't Jump

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  • BoredBloke
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Agent phones having recieved my CV for a testco role. CV shows >10 yrs experience in testing and test management plus ISEB Practitioner. 'Yes but do you have experience with User acceptance testing, System tests, Integration tests? Do you have experience with ISEB? Have you worked on Prince 2 projects?'

    Erm, yes, that's the kind of thing Test Managers do for a living.

    Agents, would you phone a carpenter and ask him whether he's ever used a fuqqing saw? Or when you book your car in for servicing do you ask whether the lead mechanic knows what a fuqqing spanner is?

    Honestly, why do I have to spend my days talking to people with the intelligence of dangleberries?
    Look at it another way. Imagine it's worls war 2 and these are the questions they ask you to ensure you are one of the good guys. You know like

    'Name a good white basketball player'

    'there are no good white basketball players'

    top secret circa 198X

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Yep speak to SasGuru. He's the smartest bloke on here.


    We need to get Sas a figjam t-shirt for the cuk secret santa.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Incognito View Post
    fixed that for you
    thats hardly fair Dave.
    He was on here telling us about some book he read that was written by some bloke. It sounded brainy.




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  • Incognito
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Yep speak to SasGuru. He's the smartarse on here.


    fixed that for you

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Yep speak to SasGuru. He's the smartest bloke on here.


    Knows statistics and everything

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Well I am a bit slow but am sure there some clever folk on cuk
    Yep speak to SasGuru. He's the smartest bloke on here.


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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

    Honestly, why do I have to spend my days talking to people with the intelligence of dangleberries?
    Well I am a bit slow but am sure there some clever folk on cuk

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic Another rant

    Another rant

    Agent phones having recieved my CV for a testco role. CV shows >10 yrs experience in testing and test management plus ISEB Practitioner. 'Yes but do you have experience with User acceptance testing, System tests, Integration tests? Do you have experience with ISEB? Have you worked on Prince 2 projects?'

    Erm, yes, that's the kind of thing Test Managers do for a living.

    Agents, would you phone a carpenter and ask him whether he's ever used a fuqqing saw? Or when you book your car in for servicing do you ask whether the lead mechanic knows what a fuqqing spanner is?

    Honestly, why do I have to spend my days talking to people with the intelligence of dangleberries?

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