Apparently cats can sneeze

[EternalOptimist]

My big ginger Tom sneezed last summer, and a big bit of grass was left hanging out of his nose.
The poor fellow nearly went cross-eyed as he was trying to work out what was going on. The missus grabbed a tissue and pulled it out, snot and all.

Apparently they eat a lot of grass.

[norrahe]

Yup.

That sums it up.

Must be a contractor.

so that's where all my hard earned money is going... pesky Norpusses are fleecing me accounts.

And they're probably moonlighting as dentists.

[norrahe]

So, you're provided tied accommodation, free board, free private medical cover, and yet not put any specific deliverables in her contract? That explains it.

She knows she's well inside IR35 and so is behaving like a permie.

what like not doing any work, lazing around all day and expecting to be waited on?

[Platypus]

I never owned a cat that was a qualified dentist, but I do have one that is an accomplished engineer. Whenever I aim a kick at her she makes a bolt for the door.

Groan !

But I like it

[RichardCranium]

Was there anything in her contract about that?

Er.

No.

So, you're provided tied accommodation, free board, free private medical cover, and yet not put any specific deliverables in her contract? That explains it.

She knows she's well inside IR35 and so is behaving like a permie.

[DimPrawn]

I knew they could sneeze, but didn't know they had dental work.

Full set of cosmetic veneers. Because you're worth it.

[RichardCranium]

And it would be nice if, in return for said dental care, she got off her arse & caught that mouse/rat/whatever in the shed.

Was there anything in her contract about that?

[EternalOptimist]

I never owned a cat that was a qualified dentist, but I do have one that is an acomplished engineer. Whenever I aim a kick at her she makes a bolt for the door.

[RichardCranium]

I knew they could sneeze, but didn't know they had dental work.

Indeed. I know may are employed in rodent capture roles but I suppose a feline's inherent casual cruelty makes them well qualified to become dentists.

[thunderlizard]

I knew they could sneeze, but didn't know they had dental work.

[Zippy]

Mine do it all the time.

[d000hg]

Ours went to the vet this week for some dental work, since then has begun sneezing quite a lot. I never knew they could do this.