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Originally posted by Paddy View PostLittle dinner party, had a glass or two. Oops! Cook has just realised there isn't quite enough mayonnaise for the egg and chips.
So, I fetched the neighbour’s cat and laced its boil
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Originally posted by threaded View PostLittle dinner party, had a glass or two. Oops! Cook has just realised there isn't quite enough cream for the apple pie desert.
So, I've phoned for a taxi to go buy some and fetch it.
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Originally posted by jmo21 View Postused to do that for booze when we were underage, and no contractor cash coming in!!
I'm here acting as 'judge', Googling like mad when there's a disagreement: "That's the wrong font for a Police station sign!" Trying to concentrate on finding a picture whilst sat in a chair with two rather large chested girls stood very close either side pressing me to perform to their side of the argument.
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used to do that for booze when we were underage, and no contractor cash coming in!!
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostIs your cook so incompetent that she cannot manage the kitchen stores, or is she the best you can afford? I’d have words with your housekeeper about getting a replacement. Why is being brought to your attention; your staff should sort all this out without having to trouble you with this trivia.
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostAnyway, can’t you get some sent up from the dairy on the home farm on your estate?
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostI can think of a lateral solution to this dilemma, full of protein, but I don't think the guests are going to like it...
They're all watching "Small and big sins" (aka Heartbeat) now. Playing "spot the anachronism"
These are Danes:
"Oh, Fylingdales is just to the left of that shot. They could include that."
"Yes, but it's been upgraded since. There's a big trapezoidal thing now."
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Is your cook so incompetent that she cannot manage the kitchen stores, or is she the best you can afford? I’d have words with your housekeeper about getting a replacement. Why is being brought to your attention; your staff should sort all this out without having to trouble you with this trivia.
Anyway, can’t you get some sent up from the dairy on the home farm on your estate?
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Originally posted by threaded View PostCook has just realised there isn't quite enough cream for the apple pie desert.
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