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I keep a little book by the bed and sometimes write them down. Problem is, either I can't read what I've written or it makes no sense at all, like "Grey pawns underneath" or some such.
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I've composed some great tunes in bed. Can't remember them afterwards.
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Should this be in your other thread about constipation?Originally posted by suityou01 View Post<raisesfinger>
Erm ......
No, it's gone
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Well I think what you meant to say was probably very interesting and I commend you for it!Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI thought of something really funny and clever to post while I was lying in bed last night. Then I went to sleep.
It nearly came back to me this morning, but went again.
It was definitely very clever AND very funny. I knew I should have got up and written it down.
Please feel free to post your forgotten things too. But only if they would have been good.
Please can you post again when you forget what it is you want to post... I wait with baited breath
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<raisesfinger>Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostI thought of something really funny and clever to post while I was lying in bed last night. Then I went to sleep.
It nearly came back to me this morning, but went again.
It was definitely very clever AND very funny. I knew I should have got up and written it down.
Please feel free to post your forgotten things too. But only if they would have been good.
Erm ......
No, it's gone
</raisesfinger>
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I get some of my best ideas in bed. Unfortunately most of them are bed related and not really worth writing down.
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Really clever comment :laugh
I thought of something really funny and clever to post while I was lying in bed last night. Then I went to sleep.
It nearly came back to me this morning, but went again.
It was definitely very clever AND very funny. I knew I should have got up and written it down.
Please feel free to post your forgotten things too. But only if they would have been good.Tags: None
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