Reply to: A noise annoys a neighbour (or two).

[gingerjedi]

Apparently caused by the change in blood pressure.

Happens to me sometimes.

Pretty unpleasant when it does, but that ain't gonna stop me...

The "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" bit later on is a bit disturbing.

Yeah same here, having an extra 2 pints of blood suddenly back in the system can cause havoc.

[EternalOptimist]

That particular lady could howl for Britain.

Fortunately ASBOs hadn't been invented then, and the next door semi was empty.

ditto.
The first wife was a loud moaner during s*x.
When are you going to get a job ? That back lawn needs mowing, the cupboard door is hanging off its hinges

[Paddy]

Apparently caused by the change in blood pressure.

Happens to me sometimes.

Pretty unpleasant when it does, but that ain't gonna stop me...

The "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh" bit later on is a bit disturbing.

I thought it was caused by a lack of oxygen durring cunnilinigus.

[TinTrump]

However I am afflicted, sometimes, by the dread post orgasm headache.

My sympathies; I've only suffered it once and it was truly dreadful. My head was still a bit numb after a night's sleep.

[EternalOptimist]

However I am afflicted, sometimes, by the dread post orgasm headache.



Doesn't stop me though.

Whats this ? you make it sound like a common problem, whats it all about ??

[Andy2]

How come they were doing it all night. Half an hour is more than enough for me.

[threaded]

47 dB isn't exactly loud though is it?

So what is the problem...

[DaveB]

However I am afflicted, sometimes, by the dread post orgasm headache.



Doesn't stop me though.

FTFY

[Andy2]

And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

What's that about then?

The solution is to have a threesome

[Zippy]

And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

What's that about then?

Once bitten, twice shy?

[DaveB]

Problem is you only paid for 1 hour. If you'd paid for two ..

An hour? What do you do with the other 45 mins? ( Allowing for the cigarette ).

[gingerjedi]

And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

What's that about then?

That's never happened to me, finishing the job affects me like a general anaesthetic.

[Jeebo72]

And have you noticed that if you have the energy to do it twice, it's never ever convenient for her?

What's that about then?

Problem is you only paid for 1 hour. If you'd paid for two ..

[Jeebo72]

OK, OK. I think we've established you wouldn't

Glad I made myself clear ... tho' i've done worse

[gingerjedi]

Indeed.

Sex is all very well, but you just can't beat a good pot noodle.

Or two.

I saw Dave Spikey on Friday, he said the only time a man thinks he's up to doing it twice is before he's finished the first.