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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI saw a cracking cartoon.
It's a weedy little bespeckled, puny middle-aged f@rt (aka sasguru) entering a dating agency.
The woman behind the desk is doing her nails, obviously bored rigid. looks at the guy with a resigned air and mentally writes him off as a no-hoper.
Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'
Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'
bespectacled, grandad.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostGuy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'
Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'
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I saw a cracking cartoon.
It's a weedy little bespeckled, puny middle-aged f@rt (aka sasguru) entering a dating agency.
The woman behind the desk is doing her nails, obviously bored rigid. looks at the guy with a resigned air and mentally writes him off as a no-hoper.
Guy sits down and tells his life story. Finishes with 'the only thing of any interest that ever happened to me was last month when I won the lottery'
Last panel the woman is sitting on his knee, staring into his eyes
'Oh I just knew, I just knew. The moment you walked through that door.....'
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I feel sorry if there one of the syndicate who is a bit "overdue" with his or her subs, and has been banned or something. (Hopefully the organisers would show some leniency).
Or left the scheme recently due to a change in job or financial status. Must be gutting...
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostIf any of the HP contractors in the syndicate are on here, congratulations !
Many thanks
Bod.
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If any of the HP contractors in the syndicate are on here, congratulations !
Please please please make a video for you tube, telling the nasty boss (and there will be one, I'm sure) to get stuffed, whilst you hand out a few treats to other co-workers who didn't win.
You've done it, you're free ! Go and enjoy !
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I expect the winners will be discovering new 'friends', and perhaps some long lost relatives too. Still, the butler can handle them.
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There might be a few contracts in Liverpool on Jobserve tomorrow.
Times: Welsh couple and IT workers share £91m Euromillions jackpot
The winners are employed as sub-contractors by Hewlett Packard to do internal IT work and computer support.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.
I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.
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I would give some money to this lot to provide scholarships and school presentations in the hope of raising the educational standards of at least a few people.
I would then buy a villa in Portugal, a rather luxurious boat, a vineyard and a great big sign that says 'F**k off, you're not welcome here'.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI have never seen a post of his on divorce which is not spot on.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostAtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMaybe atw has done a bit of research? He is totally spot on. Or are you going to say that I dont knbow what I am on about either?
AtW reminds me of apocryphal story of the monkeys on typewriters in the basement of the British museum. If you give them enough time, their random typing will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
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