• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Official - Britons becoming more stupid. Doomed!"

Collapse

  • Board Game Geek
    replied
    Yeah, but, no but, yeah but, no, right ?

    Wayne and Chantelle have 5 kids, 3 of which are not Wayne's, and 1 of which Chantelle cannot remember coz she was tanked round the back of Zeelo's nightclub, and the other is Wayne's, she is dead cert like.

    Of the 3 kids of whom Wayne is definitely not the father, 1 is a boy and the other 2 are girls. The boy is of a different ethnic mix than his 2 sisters, which implies his father is not the same as the 2 girls.

    However, one of the girls is also of a unique ethnic group, which NONE of the other 4 children share at all.

    Wayne is from Scotland, and Chantelle is from Essex, however one of them also has a unique ethnic background. (Hint : It's not Wayne)

    The question is as follows.

    If Chantelle cheats on Wayne at her cousin's wedding next month, and gets up the duff, how much extra will she get in Child Benefits for another bay-bee ?

    Leave a comment:


  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    In a circle of nine men, each man is inspecting the bottom of the one in front of him.
    You've been to one of HAB's parties?

    Leave a comment:


  • Doggy Styles
    replied
    In a circle of nine men, each man is inspecting the bottom of the one in front of him.

    Leave a comment:


  • Pondlife
    replied
    4 youths are all listening to stolen iPods on their headphones outside the shopping centre. Two are wearing red gang colours and two are wearing blue.

    Who is the first person to correctly stab an opposing gang member?

    Leave a comment:


  • thunderlizard
    replied
    A Typical Question from the Teenager IQ Test

    Shardannay is stabbing Beethovenice, but Beethovenice is stabbing Chelsey.

    Shardannay is pregnant, but Chelsey is not.

    Is a pregnant person stabbing a non-pregnant person?

    Leave a comment:


  • Doggy Styles
    replied
    Like A-levels the test must be getting easier. Or harder, which is it?

    Leave a comment:


  • DiscoStu
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    As a young low IQ Cukker, no, you shouldn't

    Leave a comment:


  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    As a younger Cukker should I be offended by that?
    As a young low IQ Cukker, no, you shouldn't

    Leave a comment:


  • DiscoStu
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    This will not be a surprise to the older Cukker.
    As a younger Cukker should I be offended by that?

    Leave a comment:


  • sasguru
    replied
    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    I blame Google.



    Also, would be interesting to see if the US saw a drop at any point during the period.
    It didn't. American kids, in general, are not as degenerate as the ones here

    Leave a comment:


  • EternalOptimist
    replied
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    This will not be a surprise to the older Cukker.
    yeaaargh , I am a cukold


    that's bad isnt it?


    Leave a comment:


  • Clippy
    replied
    I blame Google.

    The trend marks an abrupt reversal of the so-called "Flynn effect" which has seen IQ scores rise year on year, among all age groups, in most industrialised countries throughout the past century.
    Also, would be interesting to see if the US saw a drop at any point during the period.
    Last edited by Clippy; 6 November 2009, 14:00.

    Leave a comment:


  • sasguru
    replied
    This will not be a surprise to the older Cukker.

    Leave a comment:


  • sasguru
    started a topic Official - Britons becoming more stupid. Doomed!

    Official - Britons becoming more stupid. Doomed!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education...years-ago.html

Working...
X