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In the bath? Sexy.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostHow about a swingers style full frontal stood in the bath with censored across your cock?
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I used to have a picture of me on HAB Inc. I was trying to look cool with sun glasses on leaning on the balcony of a posh hotel in Havana with the crystal clear blue sky and sea behind me.Originally posted by threaded View PostYes, in one of the company brochures, I have a picture of me taken just after I crossed the line at a bicycle race. Makes me look like a winner. Which is often what the customer wants. Subliminal message etc. etc..
Trying to give the image of living the dream
Loadsamonney and no T-Men trying to get their cut of our ill-gotten gains.
Just didn't work. Made me look a bit of a prat.
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How about a swingers style full frontal stood in the bath with censored across your cock?
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Not only do I have my pic, I also enclose a screen shot of my facebook page. That way not only can they see how good looking I am but also how popular and interesting too.
Works a treat and I in no way come across as a tw@t, honest.
HTH
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heh hehOriginally posted by Andy2 View PostYes
But then I look like Brad Pitt
I guess cockney rhyming slang aint your strong suit
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How is that contract at weight watchers going?Originally posted by threaded View PostYes, in one of the company brochures, I have a picture of me taken just after I crossed the line at a bicycle race. Makes me look like a winner. Which is often what the customer wants. Subliminal message etc. etc..
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Yes, in one of the company brochures, I have a picture of me taken just after I crossed the line at a bicycle race. Makes me look like a winner. Which is often what the customer wants. Subliminal message etc. etc..
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Only actors and models need a photo and even then, that should be a professional shot sent with the CV, not part of itOriginally posted by realityhack View PostDitto. It doesn't come across very well on CVs here. You'll be regarded as odd AND egotistical, at the very least.
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Ditto. It doesn't come across very well on CVs here. You'll be regarded as odd or egotistical, at the very least.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostDefinitely not in the UK.
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