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Previously on "Self Picture on your CV ?"

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    In the bath? Sexy.
    Where would you like me to stand?

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  • Amiga500
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    You, no.
    Me, Yes.
    Racist.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    How about a swingers style full frontal stood in the bath with censored across your cock?
    In the bath? Sexy.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    Yes, in one of the company brochures, I have a picture of me taken just after I crossed the line at a bicycle race. Makes me look like a winner. Which is often what the customer wants. Subliminal message etc. etc..
    I used to have a picture of me on HAB Inc. I was trying to look cool with sun glasses on leaning on the balcony of a posh hotel in Havana with the crystal clear blue sky and sea behind me.

    Trying to give the image of living the dream Loadsamonney and no T-Men trying to get their cut of our ill-gotten gains.

    Just didn't work. Made me look a bit of a prat.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    How about a swingers style full frontal stood in the bath with censored across your cock?
    Have you been looking at my facebook page?

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  • DimPrawn
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    How about a swingers style full frontal stood in the bath with censored across your cock?

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  • Pondlife
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    Not only do I have my pic, I also enclose a screen shot of my facebook page. That way not only can they see how good looking I am but also how popular and interesting too.

    Works a treat and I in no way come across as a tw@t, honest.

    HTH

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
    Yes
    But then I look like Brad Pitt
    heh heh

    I guess cockney rhyming slang aint your strong suit




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  • Andy2
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    Yes
    But then I look like Brad Pitt

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  • wurzel
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Ditto. It doesn't come across very well on CVs here. You'll be regarded as odd or egotistical, at the very least.
    Just brings to mind those gurning faces you always see on the covers of those Wrox technical manuals.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    Yes, in one of the company brochures, I have a picture of me taken just after I crossed the line at a bicycle race. Makes me look like a winner. Which is often what the customer wants. Subliminal message etc. etc..
    How is that contract at weight watchers going?

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  • threaded
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    Yes, in one of the company brochures, I have a picture of me taken just after I crossed the line at a bicycle race. Makes me look like a winner. Which is often what the customer wants. Subliminal message etc. etc..

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    Ditto. It doesn't come across very well on CVs here. You'll be regarded as odd AND egotistical, at the very least.
    Only actors and models need a photo and even then, that should be a professional shot sent with the CV, not part of it

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    OI !

    I'm not balding.

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  • realityhack
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    Definitely not in the UK.
    Ditto. It doesn't come across very well on CVs here. You'll be regarded as odd or egotistical, at the very least.

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