Reply to: Stupid things you've done...

[Board Game Geek]

Got my willy caught in my zip, one night on the razzle in Liverpool. The other guys saw me fumbling around and must have thought I having a tug.

So in my drunken stupid i thought 'well it cant hurt THAT much' and yanked the rascal out

Did you manage to find it on the way back ?

[EternalOptimist]

Got my willy caught in my zip, one night on the razzle in Liverpool. The other guys saw me fumbling around and must have thought I having a tug.

So in my drunken stupid i thought 'well it cant hurt THAT much' and yanked the rascal out

[d000hg]

I tested whether I could ride my bike down the street with my eyes closed.

[eliquant]

I set fire to my bed playing with matches as a kid.

I ran to the bathroom filled a plastic bowl full of water and extinguished it just in time.

[ASB]

It wasn't pretty being stuck on a ward with 5 senile old men moaning and groaning day and night, luckily I had a morphine button.

Yep, when all else fails opiates. Coming down can be a bit of a bugger though.

[PRC1964]

It wasn't pretty being stuck on a ward with 5 senile old men moaning and groaning day and night, luckily I had a morphine button.

They had CUK in the ward?

[gingerjedi]

Anyway, consider yourself lucky you spent 4 days in that local hospital and survived.

It wasn't pretty being stuck on a ward with 5 senile old men moaning and groaning day and night, luckily I had a morphine button.

[ASB]

Mud


Funny, I'd have thought you'd have had a soft landing at Brean!

Nah, he'd have hit the fort.

[ASB]

Hey GJ, just enter the beach race next year. I know this years was a bit of a disaster zone - no change there - but you sound ideally prepared for next years (I'm pretty sure it will happen).

Anyway, consider yourself lucky you spent 4 days in that local hospital and survived.

[minestrone]

Ate a half quarter before pitching a tent in the middle of a forrest outside Aberfoyle, woke up and decided to head to the pub not knowing which way the road was, ended up crawling about a pine forrest for 3 hours in total pitch black stoned out my box.

[Cliphead]

If I were you and was single at the time, I would have taken FULL advantage of that.

PZZ

[pzz76077]

While studying in my uni residence I found my floppy fringe was getting in the way. So I dug out a clean pair of underpants to wrap round my head and tuck in at the back, sort of like a pirate, to keep my hair of my eyes.

Half an hour later, I had to look something up, and set off for the library to find the reference.

After walking through the middle of a busy town, and spending quite a while in the crowded library, I saw myself in a mirror and realized the pants were still on my head.

You'd naturally imagine that passers by stare at lunatics. But I can say from personal experience that the opposite is true - When you look like one, nobody wants to catch your eye.

....or sit next to you on a bus.

PZZ

[OwlHoot]

Years ago while studying in my uni residence I found my floppy fringe was getting in the way. So I dug out a clean pair of underpants to wrap round my head and tuck in at the back, sort of like a pirate, to keep my hair out of my eyes.

Half an hour later, I had to look something up, and set off for the library to find the reference.

After walking through the middle of a busy town, and spending quite a while in the crowded library, I saw myself in a mirror and realized the pants were still on my head.

You'd naturally imagine that passers by stare at lunatics. But I can say from personal experience that the opposite is true - When you look like one, nobody wants to catch your eye.

[pzz76077]

Don't know what the current was but it had a helluva kick, my arm was numb for hours.

If I were you and was single at the time, I would have taken FULL advantage of that.

PZZ

[Cliphead]

Well the obvious guess must be wrong, because you're still with us.

(unless you're someone posting with a ouija board, or it was a low amperage)

Don't know what the current was but it had a helluva kick, my arm was numb for hours.