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Previously on "Stupid things you've done..."

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Got my willy caught in my zip, one night on the razzle in Liverpool. The other guys saw me fumbling around and must have thought I having a tug.

    So in my drunken stupid i thought 'well it cant hurt THAT much' and yanked the rascal out

    Did you manage to find it on the way back ?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Got my willy caught in my zip, one night on the razzle in Liverpool. The other guys saw me fumbling around and must have thought I having a tug.

    So in my drunken stupid i thought 'well it cant hurt THAT much' and yanked the rascal out



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  • d000hg
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    I tested whether I could ride my bike down the street with my eyes closed.

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  • eliquant
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    I set fire to my bed playing with matches as a kid.

    I ran to the bathroom filled a plastic bowl full of water and extinguished it just in time.

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    It wasn't pretty being stuck on a ward with 5 senile old men moaning and groaning day and night, luckily I had a morphine button.
    Yep, when all else fails opiates. Coming down can be a bit of a bugger though.

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  • PRC1964
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    It wasn't pretty being stuck on a ward with 5 senile old men moaning and groaning day and night, luckily I had a morphine button.
    They had CUK in the ward?

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by ASB View Post

    Anyway, consider yourself lucky you spent 4 days in that local hospital and survived.
    It wasn't pretty being stuck on a ward with 5 senile old men moaning and groaning day and night, luckily I had a morphine button.

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  • ASB
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    Originally posted by wurzel View Post
    Mud


    Funny, I'd have thought you'd have had a soft landing at Brean!
    Nah, he'd have hit the fort.

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  • ASB
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    Hey GJ, just enter the beach race next year. I know this years was a bit of a disaster zone - no change there - but you sound ideally prepared for next years (I'm pretty sure it will happen).

    Anyway, consider yourself lucky you spent 4 days in that local hospital and survived.

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  • minestrone
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    Ate a half quarter before pitching a tent in the middle of a forrest outside Aberfoyle, woke up and decided to head to the pub not knowing which way the road was, ended up crawling about a pine forrest for 3 hours in total pitch black stoned out my box.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by pzz76077 View Post
    If I were you and was single at the time, I would have taken FULL advantage of that.

    PZZ

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  • pzz76077
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    While studying in my uni residence I found my floppy fringe was getting in the way. So I dug out a clean pair of underpants to wrap round my head and tuck in at the back, sort of like a pirate, to keep my hair of my eyes.

    Half an hour later, I had to look something up, and set off for the library to find the reference.

    After walking through the middle of a busy town, and spending quite a while in the crowded library, I saw myself in a mirror and realized the pants were still on my head.

    You'd naturally imagine that passers by stare at lunatics. But I can say from personal experience that the opposite is true - When you look like one, nobody wants to catch your eye.
    ....or sit next to you on a bus.

    PZZ

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  • OwlHoot
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    Years ago while studying in my uni residence I found my floppy fringe was getting in the way. So I dug out a clean pair of underpants to wrap round my head and tuck in at the back, sort of like a pirate, to keep my hair out of my eyes.

    Half an hour later, I had to look something up, and set off for the library to find the reference.

    After walking through the middle of a busy town, and spending quite a while in the crowded library, I saw myself in a mirror and realized the pants were still on my head.

    You'd naturally imagine that passers by stare at lunatics. But I can say from personal experience that the opposite is true - When you look like one, nobody wants to catch your eye.
    Last edited by OwlHoot; 29 October 2009, 20:48.

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  • pzz76077
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Don't know what the current was but it had a helluva kick, my arm was numb for hours.
    If I were you and was single at the time, I would have taken FULL advantage of that.

    PZZ

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Well the obvious guess must be wrong, because you're still with us.

    (unless you're someone posting with a ouija board, or it was a low amperage)
    Don't know what the current was but it had a helluva kick, my arm was numb for hours.

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