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cailin maith replied

27 October 2009, 19:04
Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post

I feel a .sig edit coming on...

RC.... Thanks for putting me in your sig
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Churchill replied

27 October 2009, 18:42
Originally posted by Dong View Post

Why did you massage it into your head?

RealityHack massaged CMs icecream into Xenos head.

CM was busy eating. I was busy watching the man-love action between RH and Xeno...
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RichardCranium replied

27 October 2009, 18:32
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

CM's Ice cream - how is it... everytime this episode is mentioned, the victim is left out??!! (The victim, that would be me - apple tart, no ice-cream!)

I feel a .sig edit coming on...
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Zippy replied

27 October 2009, 17:50
Originally posted by AtW View Post

He should have used brackets rather than rely on operator priority...

Indeed. I need to know.
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AtW replied

27 October 2009, 17:37
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Is that an OR or an AND requirement?

He should have used brackets rather than rely on operator priority...
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Zippy replied

27 October 2009, 17:36
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

He doesn't like anal sex or curry and so he is heading for ban.

Is that an OR or an AND requirement?
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xoggoth replied

27 October 2009, 17:27
Or even anal sex some time after a curry? Mmmmmmm.
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Xenophon replied

27 October 2009, 17:27
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

He doesn't like anal sex or curry and so he is heading for ban.
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DimPrawn replied

27 October 2009, 17:24
He doesn't like anal sex or curry and so he is heading for ban.
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xoggoth replied

27 October 2009, 17:20
What's the problem? Sounds like a typical CUK chap to me.

PS I am sure somebody has said this already but I really can't be @rsed to read it all.
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Churchill replied

27 October 2009, 17:07
Originally posted by Dong View Post

oooohhhhh, you lucky girl

She's a naughty girl, I'm waiting in the pub for her!
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Dong replied

27 October 2009, 17:05
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Not sure how you think I was "lucky"?!

Mind you, someone sis buy me a cocktail - yum!

He (I assume RH is a he) was being affectionate. Although - I don't know know RH, .... sooooo not so lucky?
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Xenophon replied

27 October 2009, 17:04
I think Dong has got the wrong end of the dong, here.
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cailin maith replied

27 October 2009, 17:03
Originally posted by Dong View Post

oooohhhhh, you lucky girl

Not sure how you think I was "lucky"?!

Mind you, someone sis buy me a cocktail - yum!
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Dong replied

27 October 2009, 17:01
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Not him, RH.

A sign of affection I think!

oooohhhhh, you lucky girl
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