Reply to: Here be windy speeches

[Chantho]

Farting

I'd like to know what he eats
I'd like to know how he travels
I'd like to know where he lives
and so on, quite possibly a hypocrite

I think the advice to eat a vegatarian once a week is quite a good idea.

[darmstadt]

Lord Stern, who said that he was not a strict vegetarian himself, was speaking on the eve of an all-parliamentary debate on climate change.

If you can talk the talk then you should walk the walk

[hyperD]

I vote we start eating the politicians and all the global warming monkeys once this faux religion has finally been thrown on the carbon positive scrap pile.

If they have a right to tell me what to eat, then I have a right to tell them exactly where I'm sticking this large dildo up their 'arris and how deep.

Hoons, the lot of 'em.

[Tingles]

Outstanding qualifications!

What's the rate for this role - I'm not taking a cut....

[Churchill]

He has no scientific background but he comes from a wealthy family that made donations to Oxbridge where he got honorary degrees in basket weaving hence he was made part time director of several international companies. He spends most of his time jetting around the world creating Co2 and farting by stuffing himself on five star hotel meals bough with tax payers money

Outstanding qualifications!

[Paddy]

People should give up eating meat to halt climate change, according to Lord Stern of Brentford, a leading authority on global warming.

And what scientific background has this tw@t got exactly?

He has no scientific background but he comes from a wealthy family that made donations to Oxbridge where he got honorary degrees in basket weaving hence he was made part time director of several international companies. He spends most of his time jetting around the world creating Co2 and farting by stuffing himself on five star hotel meals bough with tax payers money

[Churchill]

Not sure of the chemistry but replacing a highly adapted and efficient cellulose-to-protein converting mechanism like a cow's stomach for a inefficient human one that is not evolved to do it doesn't sound sensible.

Catalytic converters fitted to cows' bottoms, much easier. Or little power plants that not only burn the CH4 back to less harmful CO2 but charge batteries fitted next to the cows' udders. Swap the charged batteries for dead ones when they are milked.

Or simply invent a synthetic method of converting cellulose to protein.

Btw, if CO is not a greenhouse gas and CO2 is, why have we got catalytic convertors fitted to cars?

[xoggoth]

Not sure of the chemistry but replacing a highly adapted and efficient cellulose-to-protein converting mechanism like a cow's stomach for a inefficient human one that is not evolved to do it doesn't sound sensible.

Catalytic converters fitted to cows' bottoms, much easier. Or little power plants that not only burn the CH4 back to less harmful CO2 but charge batteries fitted next to the cows' udders. Swap the charged batteries for dead ones when they are milked.

[DimPrawn]

All the bulltulip emitted on CUK could power most of Europe.

[Andy2]

People should give up eating meat to halt climate change, according to Lord Stern of Brentford, a leading authority on global warming.

And what scientific background has this tw@t got exactly?

There are 1.4 billion livestock emitting 500litres of methane each every day
I say ,cover their backsides and connect it to British gas grid

[Tingles]

People should give up eating meat to halt climate change, according to Lord Stern of Brentford, a leading authority on global warming.

And what scientific background has this tw@t got exactly?

I'm not sure science has anything to do with it....

[DimPrawn]

People should give up eating meat to halt climate change, according to Lord Stern of Brentford, a leading authority on global warming.

And what scientific background has this tw@t got exactly?

[darmstadt]

Up to 20,000 delegates from 192 countries are due to attend the UN conference in the Danish capital. Its aim is to forge a deal to reduce greenhouse gas emissions

Right. Surely they could have done this by video conferencing which would have gone towards reducing emissions. Think of all those flights, all that extra transport laid on, all the utilities used in hotels, all the extra food, tossers...


Damn quicker than me

[Churchill]

Up to 20,000 delegates from 192 countries are due to attend the UN conference in the Copenhagen, which aims to thrash out a deal to reduce greenhouse gas emissions sufficiently to prevent an increase in global temperatures of more than 2 degrees centigrade.

How are they all going to get there?

[Tingles]

Farting

I'd like to know what he eats
I'd like to know how he travels
I'd like to know where he lives
and so on, quite possibly a hypocrite

Don't get me started on all that climate b0ll0x!!