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Previously on "Royal Marines to hire 30,000 wimps"

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  • daviejones
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Good form EO.
    Scalyback me, and proud of it!!
    What trade?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Good form EO.
    Scalyback me, and proud of it!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Rough Engineering Made Easy?

    <cough>

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Blimey! That could do some serious at closer ranges. You sound like REME material.
    Rough Engineering Made Easy?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    You sound like REME material.
    <cough>

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    my rose bow had a range of about 100m, more than double the rest of the gang with their bamboo cane efforts.
    Blimey! That could do some serious at closer ranges. You sound like REME material.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Servicemen receive a pretty damn good pension these days don't they?
    Depends. If you complete the full 22 years of service then you receive your pension straight away. How "pretty damn good" it is depends on what rank you attained during your time in service. If you leave before your full service then you do not receive your pension until age 60. As far as I am aware, someone like a sergeant leaving after 22 years service could expect to receive something like £13k a year or thereabouts. Good-ish, but you are hardly going to have the life of Riley. For anyone leaving before their 22 is up (e.g. after 13 years), they will receive 13/22 of the full pension from age 60. So you won't be buying a ferrari with it!!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Royal Marines- aren't they the ones that cry when their iPods get stolen ? seems they may have enough wimps enrolled already
    heh heh. Troll wins the coconut, well spotted



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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Servicemen receive a pretty damn good pension these days don't they?
    Not if they get blown up by IED...

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  • Troll
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    Royal Marines- aren't they the ones that cry when their iPods get stolen ? seems they may have enough wimps enrolled already

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  • Board Game Geek
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    Lego Crossbow for the win !

    The black, technical lego axles were great when sharpened with a pocket knife, and served as adequate bolts.

    I could punch a hole through a copy of a Famous Five paperback novel at 5 feet, and shot the eye off my teddy bear.

    Hmm...just realised that shot the eye off my teddy bear sounds like a euphemism, in the same vein as licking the chutney spoon. Oh well...

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    Lethal for the user or the usee?

    I played with my sisters' barbies and sindies too. I got into trouble when my Action Man set fire to one of them.

    I was too poor to have a johnny seven or super-soaker. I had a spud gun, and one of those guns that fired gold balls. Anyone remember them?
    gold balls yes. they were called...(banging head on table)


    ....(nowadays they call em BB guns - but we had a different name)

    ...it'll come to me.

    my rose bow had a range of about 100m, more than double the rest of the gang with their bamboo cane efforts.


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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    they did

    i was too poor to have an action man, so i had to play with my sisters Barbie.

    I bet you had a Johnny seven as well. and a super-soaker.

    I once made a bow out of a rose branch. It was lethal

    Lethal for the user or the usee?

    I played with my sisters' barbies and sindies too. I got into trouble when my Action Man set fire to one of them.

    I was too poor to have a johnny seven or super-soaker. I had a spud gun, and one of those guns that fired gold balls. Anyone remember them?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    I can't remember. Did they all have scars?
    they did

    i was too poor to have an action man, so i had to play with my sisters Barbie.

    I bet you had a Johnny seven as well. and a super-soaker.

    I once made a bow out of a rose branch. It was lethal



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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    wowser.
    did he have a scar on his face ?
    I can't remember. Did they all have scars?

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