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DimPrawn replied

16 October 2009, 16:42
Originally posted by SizeZero View Post

With plaits in his hair? And a pair of shiny red shoes....

I'm not Dorothy you know!
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EternalOptimist replied

16 October 2009, 16:35
Originally posted by AtW View Post

you can't libel a forum character apparently...

there was a daft Russian from Brum
Who took 16 squirrels up the bum
They appealed to Jock Snaw
But were outside the law
So the Russki, he bummed them again
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Zippy replied

16 October 2009, 16:32
Originally posted by SizeZero View Post

With plaits in his hair? And a pair of shiny red shoes....

Actually, that might work. I'm rubbish at accessorizing
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bogeyman replied

16 October 2009, 16:31
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ask your lawyer

I suggest you go and Carter Ruck.
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SizeZero replied

16 October 2009, 16:30
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

A knee-length gingham dress would look great on you.

With plaits in his hair? And a pair of shiny red shoes....
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AtW replied

16 October 2009, 16:25
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Well. We can ferking well try though! Can't we?

Ask your lawyer
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Zippy replied

16 October 2009, 16:25
A knee-length gingham dress would look great on you.
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bogeyman replied

16 October 2009, 16:22
Originally posted by AtW View Post

It wasn't slander snaw - that term is used for "spoken words", libel is the correct one for posts on forums so long as they relate to a person that can be identified in real life - you can't libel a forum character apparently...

Well. We can ferking well try though! Can't we?

Last edited by bogeyman; 16 October 2009, 16:24.
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Dong replied

16 October 2009, 16:08
So you want to re-invent yourself???? I think I can suggest an expert....
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AtW replied

16 October 2009, 16:06
Originally posted by snaw View Post

That's slanderous. AtW only gives the girl squirrels his nuts.

It wasn't slander snaw - that term is used for "spoken words", libel is the correct one for posts on forums so long as they relate to a person that can be identified in real life - you can't libel a forum character apparently...
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snaw replied

16 October 2009, 16:00
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Ah I seem to have stumbled into the gay thread. Leaving now ...

That's slanderous. AtW only gives the girl squirrels his nuts.
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sasguru replied

16 October 2009, 15:53
Ah I seem to have stumbled into the gay thread. Leaving now ...
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bogeyman replied

16 October 2009, 15:52
Originally posted by AtW View Post

He was looking at you with his giant Moon telescope...
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AtW replied

16 October 2009, 15:50
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Have you been stalking me?

He was looking at you with his giant Moon telescope...
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bogeyman replied

16 October 2009, 15:50
Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

Have you been stalking me?

Yerrr. Give us a sip?
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