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NotAllThere replied

16 October 2009, 07:45
Could I have a glass of milk...

...I think AndyW might be turning up.
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Zippy replied

15 October 2009, 21:16
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

where's the fizz?

off to bed now, have a firing squad to face tomorrow

I hope not. Take this bottle of Krug with you dahhhling.
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norrahe replied

15 October 2009, 21:07
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

<zip chucks the Lemsip in the fish tank>

Right - one rum coming up. Anyone else?

where's the fizz?

off to bed now, have a firing squad to face tomorrow
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Zippy replied

15 October 2009, 20:06
<zip chucks the Lemsip in the fish tank>

Right - one rum coming up. Anyone else?
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Churchill replied

15 October 2009, 19:58
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

OK - I'm back with a wide selection of booze (and some Lemsips for CM and Churchill). Where did admin go with that credit card - I need to pay the lorry driver

Oi f**k the lemsip unless it's rum flavoured and got Pusser's written on the bottle!
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Zippy replied

15 October 2009, 19:55
OK - I'm back with a wide selection of booze (and some Lemsips for CM and Churchill). Where did admin go with that credit card - I need to pay the lorry driver
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Prickles replied

15 October 2009, 19:55
Party?

Everybody in the house say "Woah!"

Everybody in the house say "Hey! Hey!"

So, doodz, where's da laydeez?

Originally posted by administrator View Post

...

Ulp.

Ahem.

Bye!
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HairyArsedBloke replied

15 October 2009, 19:42
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

i've drunk it all *hic*

more booooze

But, but .....
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norrahe replied

15 October 2009, 19:35
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Rum? Where?

i've drunk it all *hic*

more booooze
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HairyArsedBloke replied

15 October 2009, 19:31
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

They've got rum on the other thread, why haven't we got rum here?

Rum? Where?
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Zippy replied

15 October 2009, 19:29
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

They've got rum on the other thread, why haven't we got rum here?

Just cos you are ill there is no need to get grumpy. I'll go to the offie.
Find the pets while I'm gone
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Churchill replied

15 October 2009, 19:27
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Have you got a spare key?

More beer?

They've got rum on the other thread, why haven't we got rum here?
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Zippy replied

15 October 2009, 19:26
Have you got a spare key?

More beer?
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norrahe replied

15 October 2009, 19:24
has he bled his radiators?
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PRC1964 replied

15 October 2009, 19:23
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

can i have white truffles and caviar on my pizza please

Only if you have chips and beans too. The menu is quite strict on that one.
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