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Previously on "Black Sheep of the Family...Can You Find Him?"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    TMI
    well, it was only Wales

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    the weirdest thing I ever boned was a hole in the sand on Manorbea (sp) beach in Wales when I was 19


    TMI

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    You say that like it is a bad thing Pogle!!
    the weirdest thing I ever boned was a hole in the sand on Manorbea (sp) beach in Wales when I was 19


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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Jeez you blokes will stick it ANYWHERE!!
    You say that like it is a bad thing Pogle!!

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Jeez you blokes will stick it ANYWHERE!!
    Aural sex rules.

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  • conned tractor
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Jeez you blokes will stick it ANYWHERE!!
    Love bug

    Edit: SFW

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Jeez you blokes will stick it ANYWHERE!!
    Are we supposed to be particular?

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  • Pogle
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    Jeez you blokes will stick it ANYWHERE!!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    pumping
    Pumping a pumpkin?

    Too much alliteration

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by threaded View Post
    Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

    The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

    "I guess I was just really into it, you know? "he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

    "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?

    "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said................

    "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
    pumping

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  • Zippy
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    Old but gold Threaded

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  • threaded
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    Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.

    The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview. Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."

    "I guess I was just really into it, you know? "he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

    "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?

    "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said................

    "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"

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    Black Sheep of the Family...Can You Find Him?

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