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Previously on "They'll be able to see your willy and everything..."
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostI know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.
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And last year the police caught a chap trying to push Sizewell B nuclear power station up his bum.
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I know a chap with 3 life size erotic blow up dolls of Bernie Ecclestone. You can get a Gordon Brown doll too if you know where to look, you can take the glass eye out and bonk it in the eye socket.
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Pornography is in the eye etc. Beats me why some like dwarves or Manga but they do. I am sure that somewhere there must be somebody who gets a kick out of teddy bears.
Or FEET. How can you get turned on by FEET????
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X-Ray
This guy has invented drops that allow people to see through clothes...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X_%281963_film%29
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I remember Cher complaining about her boobie being squeezed, Joan Collins as well.
The airport security are only human and are as up for a laugh as anyone. I used to drink with a guy who worked at Liverpool, he used to take the crutches of people to 'check for explosives', then move the notch down to make the crutch shorter or longer, then watch the cripples wobble through in a wonky fashion. Oh how they laughed.
There will be a competition to see who can get an image of Linford Christies lunchbox, etc.
human nature
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Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post"The airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away."
I bet! Just after the copy has made its way onto that USB drive. They claim it's because customers don't like the pat down. So ask them the question - pat down or naked picture.
And anyone who thinks that an x-ray is pornographic, really needs to get out more.
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"The airport has stressed that the images are not pornographic and will be destroyed straight away."
I bet! Just after the copy has made its way onto that USB drive. They claim it's because customers don't like the pat down. So ask them the question - pat down or naked picture.
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Originally posted by Andy2 View Postif you are looking at a hottie and have a hard on, THEY will know
if you get frisked and dont get a bonio, they shoot you with a bazooka
sorry HAB, nice knowing you
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