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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Hi Ed!

    Can you fly a Tornado aircraft with a bowl of spaghetti balanced in your lap?
    If Jeremy Clarkson's caper is anything to go by, I don't think I could fly one with a a bowl of spaghetti balanced in my stomach

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
    Arn't mums brilliant!
    They give you free food and do your laundry and stuff.

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    An Umbrella, remove all the metal and wood etc so its just the soft material, sow this to the back of your jacket at the top and pull it over your head when its raining. Ill call it a hood.
    Umbrellas are just portable trees. What you need is a leaf.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Fixed that for ya!
    I wish!
    Was in a shared house with a few other mates

    We had a rota system for the dress

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    used them a few times, the most useful was fixing an ironing board who's leg locking mechanism had broken. Think she got another 3 years use out of it
    Fixed that for ya!

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Yep, although I've never seen the programme you refer to. How many men here can honestly say they haven't transformed a coat-hanger into something useful? Or a paper-clip for that matter.
    used them a few times, the most useful was fixing an ironing board who's leg locking mechanism had broken. Think we got another 3 years use out of it

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Ed Winchester View Post
    Hi,

    I'm Ed Winchester.
    Hi Ed!

    Can you fly a Tornado aircraft with a bowl of spaghetti balanced in your lap?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Yep, although I've never seen the programme you refer to. How many men here can honestly say they haven't transformed a coat-hanger into something useful? Or a paper-clip for that matter.
    A coat hanger was the only way I could unlock my old Astra when the lock barrel got jammed

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    McGyver style?
    Yep, although I've never seen the programme you refer to. How many men here can honestly say they haven't transformed a coat-hanger into something useful? Or a paper-clip for that matter.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Coat hangers are brilliantly useful things, like paper-clips except for bigger jobs.
    McGyver style?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Wire Coat hangers are brilliantly useful things, like paper-clips except for bigger jobs.


    You don't want to be like my Uncle Paddy he spent 2 months with a wooden coat hanger sticking out of his car puzzled as to why he still cuoldn't get radio 2

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Take a simple object, one that cant be improved upon (or so you think)
    like a coat hanger. How could anyone come up with a brilliant improvement for something so simple ?

    Well I recently saw an example. It's a purse.
    except its flat, with no clip , latch or zip. It opens and closes by twisting the top against the bottom. It opens to the size and shape of a drinks can, and it's secure

    brilliant


    Coat hangers are brilliantly useful things, like paper-clips except for bigger jobs.

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  • Diestl
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    An Umbrella, remove all the metal and wood etc so its just the soft material, sow this to the back of your jacket at the top and pull it over your head when its raining. Ill call it a hood.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Arn't mums brilliant!

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  • Ed Winchester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    brilliant


    Hi,

    I'm Ed Winchester.

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