this time I got the evidence

[Sysman]

you are sooooo close SB.

clip 2.5 = mrs Catweazel shouting 'Drive, put the fkng camera down. Drive. Cant you feel that heat. I'm three foot closer than you, fkng drive'

she asked me to spare her blushes and delete it. hey ho.

I kid you not, you can really feel the heat of bush fires as you drive past, even with the windows closed.

Thanks for letting us see the videos.

[EternalOptimist]

Very good. Where were the subtitles though, and why did you drop clip 4, the one showing you and Mrs EO tearfully washing your brown underwear?

you are sooooo close SB.

clip 2.5 = mrs Catweazel shouting 'Drive, put the fkng camera down. Drive. Cant you feel that heat. I'm three foot closer than you, fkng drive'

she asked me to spare her blushes and delete it. hey ho.

[sweetandsour]

Really good shots.

You just need to put up a transcript so that I can understand the commentry and everything will be just dandy.

[shaunbhoy]

the 3 video clips are up on youtube

do a search on eternaloptimist kakadu


clip 1 - oh there's some smoke in the distance
clip 2 - oh there's some little flames getting closer
clip 3 - beat a hasty

Very good. Where were the subtitles though, and why did you drop clip 4, the one showing you and Mrs EO tearfully washing your brown underwear?

[EternalOptimist]

Gutted. I've always read your posts in Catweasle's voice. You've ruined it now.

thats not me, its the missus

[Moscow Mule]

Gutted. I've always read your posts in Catweasle's voice. You've ruined it now.

[shaunbhoy]

Bloody aussies, yobbos the lot of them.

Why do you suppose we sent them so far away?

[EternalOptimist]

the 3 video clips are up on youtube

do a search on eternaloptimist kakadu


clip 1 - oh there's some smoke in the distance
clip 2 - oh there's some little flames getting closer
clip 3 - beat a hasty

[d000hg]

Call that a knife?...... This is a knife.....

They'd be so busy laughing at your cheeky British wit you could beat a hasty.

[Tingles]

I got threatened with a knife outside Bo Jangles in Alice Springs.....

Call that a knife?...... This is a knife.....

[EternalOptimist]

Sounds wicked - look forward to seeing it! Good holiday then?

great holiday. We did 11,500 km in four weeks and spent a lot of time in the outback.

I got threatened with a knife outside Bo Jangles in Alice Springs, and I got caught up in a riot in Rockingham.
Bloody aussies, yobbos the lot of them.

[ferret]

Sounds wicked - look forward to seeing it! Good holiday then?

[EternalOptimist]

How's the beard? Singed?

heh heh.

the missus roasted me more than the fire did.
she made me delete the best clip because she lost it a bit.

'Drive. fckng drive. put the fckng camera down, put your foot down'
'no problem dear, we'll be ok'
'I'm three foot closer to the fckng flames than you are. DRIVE'
'arrggh - cant you feel that heat. DRIVE'

I'll put a transcript up for those that cant understand my accent

[Churchill]

How's the beard? Singed?

[EternalOptimist]

I was in the North of Australia up till Saturday and saw a fair few bush fires. Last week we got caught up a big one that jumped the road and surrounded us. Twenty foot high flames a few feet from the vehicle as we screamed away to safety

I got most of it down on video, as soon as I work out how you tube works I will stick it up there.