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Previously on "Fecking dentists."
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Full set of teeth me - about the only asset I can lay claim to. At least the wife can't get hold of them.
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Originally posted by hyperDI've never had a filling. Mind you, I've not seen a dentist for 20 years. Seems to work for me.
Yeah cos you got no teeth gummy boy!
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went to the Dentist on Monday £15 all done......although he wanted to remove a back tooth I said no - he said well it's not urgent - he just wanted some extra pocket money for the weekend....
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Don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards...Originally posted by zeitghostI think I'll eat them all.
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I've never had a filling. Mind you, I've not seen a dentist for 20 years. Seems to work for me.
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PHP Code:golden shower with my P11D submission
So Xog, you're not content with the IR just sh1tting on you then ?
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Dentists should be combined with massage parlours to make the pain more bearable. Come to that, everything should, I would even pay tax to the Inland Revenue more willlingly if I got a golden shower with my P11D submission.
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Just wait until you give him chance to pull your teeth - you will forget everything you complained about before.
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Zeit, welcome to the club. I have been trying to warn the world for years.
http://www.xoggoth.org/science.html
Items on dentists and toothpaste
As have others
http://lifeastrin.blogspot.com#113223319278031162
These people are BASTARDS!!!! Never solve a problem (which is ALWAYS but ALWAYS caused by one of their kind previously) charge £200 for a temporary filling so you can come back for a course of treatment at £200 a time culminating in a £2000 fee. BASTRARDS. Dentist shouikd be EXTERMINATED wiht extreme predudice. They are almost as much SCUM as politicians or cvil servants.Last edited by xoggoth; 18 November 2005, 00:04.
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Fecking dentists.
Not literally, though his wife is smart enough.
My fecking dentist has decided to go private, the scumbag.
Worse, it's Denplan. The scumbags.
Worse still, there's a fecking phone number to ring to get on his fecking list.
Worser still, I've spent about £3.00 getting "Sorry all the lines are engaged, please try later".
Worsest, having got through, get to listen to fecking hold fecking music at 25p/min.
And worsest of all, fecking battery on fecking phone goes flat before any fecker answers...
I think I'll eat them all.
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