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  • hyperD
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    Full set of teeth me - about the only asset I can lay claim to. At least the wife can't get hold of them.

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by hyperD
    I've never had a filling. Mind you, I've not seen a dentist for 20 years. Seems to work for me.

    Yeah cos you got no teeth gummy boy!

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  • n5gooner
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    went to the Dentist on Monday £15 all done......although he wanted to remove a back tooth I said no - he said well it's not urgent - he just wanted some extra pocket money for the weekend....

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    I think I'll eat them all.
    Don't forget to brush your teeth afterwards...

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  • hyperD
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    I've never had a filling. Mind you, I've not seen a dentist for 20 years. Seems to work for me.

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  • Board Game Geek
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    PHP Code:
     golden shower with my P11D submission 

    So Xog, you're not content with the IR just sh1tting on you then ?

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  • xoggoth
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    Dentists should be combined with massage parlours to make the pain more bearable. Come to that, everything should, I would even pay tax to the Inland Revenue more willlingly if I got a golden shower with my P11D submission.

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  • AtW
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    Just wait until you give him chance to pull your teeth - you will forget everything you complained about before.

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  • xoggoth
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    Zeit, welcome to the club. I have been trying to warn the world for years.

    http://www.xoggoth.org/science.html

    Items on dentists and toothpaste

    As have others

    http://lifeastrin.blogspot.com#113223319278031162

    These people are BASTARDS!!!! Never solve a problem (which is ALWAYS but ALWAYS caused by one of their kind previously) charge £200 for a temporary filling so you can come back for a course of treatment at £200 a time culminating in a £2000 fee. BASTRARDS. Dentist shouikd be EXTERMINATED wiht extreme predudice. They are almost as much SCUM as politicians or cvil servants.
    Last edited by xoggoth; 18 November 2005, 00:04.

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Fecking dentists.

    Fecking dentists.

    Not literally, though his wife is smart enough.

    My fecking dentist has decided to go private, the scumbag.

    Worse, it's Denplan. The scumbags.

    Worse still, there's a fecking phone number to ring to get on his fecking list.

    Worser still, I've spent about £3.00 getting "Sorry all the lines are engaged, please try later".

    Worsest, having got through, get to listen to fecking hold fecking music at 25p/min.

    And worsest of all, fecking battery on fecking phone goes flat before any fecker answers...

    I think I'll eat them all.
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