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BrilloPad replied

1 October 2009, 16:53
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

A release manager here for a bollocking from IT director, told not to be a supercilious oaf.

The dozy git asked his wife what this means.........

I hope she told him its a compliment.....
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PorkPie replied

1 October 2009, 15:25
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Is that before the donkey punch?

Either that or the dirty sanchez
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daviejones replied

1 October 2009, 15:19
Can you bring a friend over??
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Sysman replied

1 October 2009, 15:18
Originally posted by chef View Post

"when did you say you are planning to start going to the gym?"
said I, last weekend, just as gf chef was undressing for bed ..

strangely she didn't fancy any and went straight to sleep

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she'd look stout in a fur coat.
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Mich the Tester replied

1 October 2009, 15:09
Shall I get our solicitor to send a writ to the hairdresser?
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Spacecadet replied

1 October 2009, 12:51
Originally posted by chef View Post

that was a uni game.. fat bird rodeo

find said large girl
take her to the dance floor
arms around her
whisper something horrible in her ear
see how long you can keep your hands clasped together

very very cruel

Waste of a potential shag IMO
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chef replied

1 October 2009, 12:47
that was a uni game.. fat bird rodeo

find said large girl
take her to the dance floor
arms around her
whisper something horrible in her ear
see how long you can keep your hands clasped together

very very cruel
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snaw replied

1 October 2009, 12:43
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Is that before the donkey punch?

It'd be an interesting challenge getting anywhere near a donkey punch after a rodeo, I reckon. Not without losing a very important part ...
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Spacecadet replied

1 October 2009, 12:40
Originally posted by snaw View Post

Why aren't you as good as your sister in bed? (While you're at it, doggy style). The key is to try and stay on afterwards. It's called rodeo style

Is that before the donkey punch?
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snaw replied

1 October 2009, 12:39
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Can I **** your sister?

Why aren't you as good as your sister in bed? (While you're at it, doggy style). The key is to try and stay on afterwards. It's called rodeo style
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Spacecadet replied

1 October 2009, 12:38
Can I **** your sister?
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d000hg replied

1 October 2009, 12:38
What exactly is cellulite?
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stingman123 replied

1 October 2009, 12:36
have you put on a bit of weight?
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Spacecadet replied

1 October 2009, 12:23
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

My wife gave me a black eye............................

when I asked her could I take her up the oxo tower for her birthday

I guess a brown eye would have been a positive result
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snaw replied

1 October 2009, 12:21
Originally posted by foritisme View Post

My wife gave me a black eye............................

when I asked her could I take her up the oxo tower for her birthday

Probably pissed off it took a special occasion to take her up there as a treat.
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