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sasguru replied

1 October 2009, 09:17
Originally posted by Menelaus View Post

Is that all SAS is going to be used for, report creation?

Wow. Talk about missing the point!

Presumably you're getting Enterprise Guide Milan?

Exactly. Milan's posts on this thread are unintentionally funny because he reveals his ignorance right from the start. Then he starts digging

But he does serve a useful function - he provides a "..there but for the grace of God..." feelgood factor.
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milanbenes replied

1 October 2009, 09:14
Menepaus,

'Is that all SAS is going to be used for, report creation?

Wow. Talk about missing the point!

Presumably you're getting Enterprise Guide Milan?'

I'm a sys admin, I don't care what the software is used for.

As long as there are Users and Demands, that's all I need.

Milan.
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milanbenes replied

1 October 2009, 09:10
Sas,

this kind of response is just sad....

They won't let you near SAS, you're too low-level.

you're trying too hard, we all know you can do better, now either leave gracefully, or go home and have a lie down and come back the old Sas who was witty and funny.

things not going well at the moment ?

Milan.
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Menelaus replied

1 October 2009, 09:09
Is that all SAS is going to be used for, report creation?

Wow. Talk about missing the point!

Presumably you're getting Enterprise Guide Milan?
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DiscoStu replied

1 October 2009, 09:07
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Will he finally get some work and stop posting on this forum?

Pot, kettle....
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Pondlife replied

1 October 2009, 09:03
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

I believe Waldorf is SAP, SAS have 2 places in Heidelberg, SAS Germany on the river and SAS EMEA just on the outskirts
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darmstadt replied

1 October 2009, 08:57
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Bensey,

You are at the pivotal fork in the road and only one path leads to Avalon - or Waldorf as it's sometimes known.

I believe Waldorf is SAP, SAS have 2 places in Heidelberg, SAS Germany on the river and SAS EMEA just on the outskirts
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sasguru replied

1 October 2009, 08:47
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

I will never leave the .Net path, probably won't touch the sas stuff much but it will be funny to have a look

.

They won't let you near SAS, you're too low-level.

HTh
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BoredBloke replied

1 October 2009, 08:46
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

I believe it would be very scary fo find out how many business are run based on vlookup reporting.

And scarier still how many fail to put the false flag on the end so it returns the nearest match rather than the exact value
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milanbenes replied

1 October 2009, 08:38
no Sas,

we're just giving you an opportunity to do some pr

Pondlife,

I will never leave the .Net path, probably won't touch the sas stuff much but it will be funny to have a look

all the best, you must be happy re: £ to Euro

Milan.
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BlackenedBiker replied

1 October 2009, 08:37
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Ah Good it seems to be a village idiots outing today.

Have they invited you. Go on take a trip. Get some fresh air, give your carer a break
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sasguru replied

1 October 2009, 08:35
Ah Good it seems to be a village idiots outing today.
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BlackenedBiker replied

1 October 2009, 08:33
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

Milan, I'll always be richer than a cretin like yow.

HTH

Such a nice person, yawn yawn yawn
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ThomasSoerensen replied

1 October 2009, 08:32
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Bensey,

You are at the pivotal fork in the road and only one path leads to Avalon - or Waldorf as it's sometimes known.

Just teach em "=VLOOKUP(lookup_value,table_array,col_index_num,r ange_lookup)" plus Auto filter and stick to the path of enlightenment.

You know it makes sense.

I believe it would be very scary fo find out how many business are run based on vlookup reporting.
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sasguru replied

1 October 2009, 08:31
Originally posted by milanbenes View Post

sas,

you are the definition of shallow....

'and more money'

and naive to boot - an awesome combination !

Milan.

Milan, I'll always be richer than a cretin like yow.

HTH
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