- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Beaten by the Germans again!
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Beaten by the Germans again!"
Collapse
-
Yeah, it should be 6 rather than 7. What kind of selfish sex act is 7?Originally posted by Pondlife View Post7. Wales (too selfish)
It's not that I don't understand, I just can't see the point they're trying to make.

Leave a comment:
-
7. Wales (too selfish)
It's not that I don't understand, I just can't see the point they're trying to make.
Leave a comment:
-
German women would also beat the English
1 Germany - Hairy armpits
2 England- ?????????????
Leave a comment:
-
Man, I really need to investigate my family tree one of these days. I'm pretty sure I've been accused of all of those.Originally posted by _V_ View Posttoo smelly, too lazy, too quick, too dominating, too rough, too lovey-dovey, too selfish, too loud, too sweaty, too hairy
Leave a comment:
-
Too lazy? That's ridiculous - What's a guy supposed to do lying on his back when the woman is doing all the work? Read the paper?Originally posted by _V_ View Post[url]... English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy) ...
Leave a comment:
-
IIRC German women used to criticise their men for being too orderly when they get in the sack. They'd empty their pockets, laying everything out neatly on the dresser, then fold up each item of clothing after taking it off.
The women didn't say, but I'd imagine The Flight Of The Valkyrie at top volume must get a bit wearing too.
Leave a comment:
-
Well, that would make a refreshing change.Originally posted by _V_ View Posthttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html
German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
Leave a comment:
-
Beaten by the Germans again!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html
German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Today 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Yesterday 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- Burnham's housing vision vs. Starmer's home-buying reforms: what it means for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59
- In Khalil v Innovate Transport, a limited company contractor wasn’t a worker and was on £2.30 — not £230 Jul 21 07:58
- Andy Burnham is PM: 5 new IT policies set to shape UK tech and its contractors Jul 20 06:29
- Taxed on money I haven't earned yet? Bold move, HMRC Jul 17 08:36

Leave a comment: