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Yeah, it should be 6 rather than 7. What kind of selfish sex act is 7?Originally posted by Pondlife View Post7. Wales (too selfish)
It's not that I don't understand, I just can't see the point they're trying to make.

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7. Wales (too selfish)
It's not that I don't understand, I just can't see the point they're trying to make.
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German women would also beat the English
1 Germany - Hairy armpits
2 England- ?????????????
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Man, I really need to investigate my family tree one of these days. I'm pretty sure I've been accused of all of those.Originally posted by _V_ View Posttoo smelly, too lazy, too quick, too dominating, too rough, too lovey-dovey, too selfish, too loud, too sweaty, too hairy
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Too lazy? That's ridiculous - What's a guy supposed to do lying on his back when the woman is doing all the work? Read the paper?Originally posted by _V_ View Post[url]... English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy) ...
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IIRC German women used to criticise their men for being too orderly when they get in the sack. They'd empty their pockets, laying everything out neatly on the dresser, then fold up each item of clothing after taking it off.
The women didn't say, but I'd imagine The Flight Of The Valkyrie at top volume must get a bit wearing too.
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Well, that would make a refreshing change.Originally posted by _V_ View Posthttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html
German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
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Beaten by the Germans again!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ond-place.html
German men have been voted the world's worst lovers, narrowly beating English men to the unwanted title.
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".
English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.
1. Germany (too smelly)
2. England (too lazy)
3. Sweden (too quick)
4. Holland (too dominating)
5. America (too rough)
6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)
7. Wales (too selfish)
8. Scotland (too loud)
9. Turkey (too sweaty)
10. Russia (too hairy)Tags: None
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