Reply to: Bulltulip of the day

[TimberWolf]

Sounds perfect - we export our chav organs to all those countries who make stuff. They become workshy layabouts, and UK PLC, now free of the chav underclass, steps in to fill the breach.

Boomed!

It's happening - cash-strapped sell their kidneys to pay off debts

A guy from Pakistan wanted one, but I turned him down. I think he was more buying it to sell it

[TimberWolf]

Genius!

Geneous

[DiscoStu]

Genius!

Sadly its working the opposite way. The best and brightest are leaving while we get chavs from around the world.

Speaking of the best and brightest leaving the country, I appointed a migration agent today to handle my Australia visa application

[sasguru]

Sounds perfect - we export our chav organs to all those countries who make stuff. They become workshy layabouts, and UK PLC, now free of the chav underclass, steps in to fill the breach.

Boomed!

Genius!

Sadly its working the opposite way. The best and brightest are leaving while we get chavs from around the world.

[DiscoStu]

Not sure you've thought this thru DS. I saw enough B-horror movies as a student to know that there would be some sort of memory effect.

We'd end up with some sort of crazed zombies where the traditional and cultural work ethic of the recipient would end up in a struggle against their new desire to drink cider and smoke lambert and butler.

What ever one side of the body produced, the other side would knick and sell on eBay.

It just wouldn't work.

Sounds perfect - we export our chav organs to all those countries who make stuff. They become workshy layabouts, and UK PLC, now free of the chav underclass, steps in to fill the breach.

Boomed!

[Pondlife]

It?

Yeah, Ewan McGregor would escape and ruin it all.

(The Island was on the telly last night).

maybe I was speaking from experience

[TimberWolf]

I just wouldn't work.

It?

Yeah, Ewan McGregor would escape and ruin it all.

(The Island was on the telly last night).

[Platypus]

Yeah a worthless currency is great news.

It's fantastic news for exporters, such as myself.

[Pondlife]

No, just thought we'd probably be able to take a decent chunk out of our balance of payments deficit if we started selling chav organs abroad

Not sure you've thought this thru DS. I saw enough B-horror movies as a student to know that there would be some sort of memory effect.

We'd end up with some sort of crazed zombies where the traditional and cultural work ethic of the recipient would end up in a struggle against their new desire to drink cider and smoke lambert and butler.

What ever one side of the body produced, the other side would knick and sell on eBay.

It just wouldn't work.

[bogeyman]

No, just thought we'd probably be able to take a decent chunk out of our balance of payments deficit if we started selling chav organs abroad

I'm in

[DiscoStu]

Been watching Waking the Dead this week?

No, just thought we'd probably be able to take a decent chunk out of our balance of payments deficit if we started selling chav organs abroad

[Coalman]

Couldn't we harvest their organs and export them?

Been watching Waking the Dead this week?

[DiscoStu]

Proletarian babies.

Couldn't we harvest their organs and export them?

[bogeyman]

Do we actually manufacture anything in significant quantities these days?

Proletarian babies.

[DiscoStu]

Do we actually manufacture anything in significant quantities these days?