Reply to: I am dating a recruitment consultant

[BA to the Stars]

Clearly you have never heard of the CSA, 15% of your net income for each "mistake" for the next 21 years. Some people can make a very nice living out of this...

Excluding dividends and expenses - another benefit of running a limited company as opposed to brolly

[Ruse]

So, do it 7 times, and that's 105% of your net income you have to hand over. Harsh.

Ok, ok, see calculator below for more accurate workings. Although from what I see anyone who get's over about 3 with diff mums sits back and lets the tax payer do the paying.


https://secureonline.dwp.gov.uk/csa/...aintenance.asp

[TheFaQQer]

15% of your net income for each "mistake"

So, do it 7 times, and that's 105% of your net income you have to hand over. Harsh.

[TheFaQQer]

I don't even have to worry about babies or anything ... cool eh?

So, she's post-menopausal?

[DieScum]

I suppose all of those really.

[Sysman]

Pimp

Madame?

[Spacecadet]

whore, surely?

Pimp

[TheFaQQer]

So you are dating a sl*t ... well done.

whore, surely?

[DieScum]

Only one question really, does she swallow or spit?

Snaw's wife? I have absolutely no idea.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[snaw]

Mmmmmmmmmm

I'm pretty sure there's more than one

[Spacecadet]

Clearly you have never heard of the CSA, 15% of your net income for each "mistake" for the next 21 years. Some people can make a very nice living out of this...

thousands of years of natural Human behaviour hasn't yet caught up with the CSA

[Ruse]

Men on the other hand can "fire and forget" as they don't have to live with the consequences.

Clearly you have never heard of the CSA, 15% of your net income for each "mistake" for the next 21 years. Some people can make a very nice living out of this...

[Fred Bloggs]

Only one question really, does she swallow or spit?

[DieScum]

I am sure snaw's wife is irreproachable in this regard.

[HairyArsedBloke]

I was having a discussion about how horrific agents are and she claimed to have only done one thing she is ashamed of... but she can't tell me.

I'm married to a recruitment agent ...

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