Oh Dear, Oh Dear, Rugby fan tells how he lost his tackle

[Joe Black]

The irony is that he probably thought he wouldn't be a much of a man if he didn't keep to his word...

[BlasterBates]

What a stupid idiot, using blunt cutters to cut his bollox off, I mean why didn't he use a sharp kitchen knife.

[n5gooner]

"Police said Geoff had a history of mental problems."

No kidding!!!

that and lots of beer........not a very good mix.

[Joe Black]

"Police said Geoff had a history of mental problems."

No kidding!!!

[n5gooner]

thats all I can say.....

[wendigo100]

Well done that man.

If all welshman did it, it would re-invigorate evolution.

[mcquiggd]

Imagine having a quiet drink in yer local, then some nonce staggers in with his gonads in a blue bag. Id spill me pint of whisky....

[AlfredJPruffock]

if you ask me sounds like a load of bollox.

[mcquiggd]

Dont think he stands much chance of being allowed to adopt...


'So Mr Huish, why are you considering adoption...?'

'Because I cut my testicles off with a blunt pair of wire cutters over a game of rugby, then spent time in a psychiatric ward'.

'I see.... '.

[Joe Black]

Bl**dy hell!!, I wish hadn't read that...

[Xenophon]

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1611970.html?menu=

A Welsh rugby fan has spoken out about how he hacked off his own testicles after his team beat England.

Geoffrey Huish, 31, took an agonising ten minutes to perform the op using a pair of blunt wire cutters, says the Sun.

Then he put his severed parts in a blue plastic bag and staggered to a social club to tell fellow Wales fans what he'd done.

Jobless Geoffrey finally collapsed with blood pouring from his groin as horrified drinkers put his testicles in a pint glass of ice.

They were handed to paramedics who rushed him to hospital - but surgeons could not sew them back.

Geoffrey, of Senghenydd, spent several months in a psychiatric unit as experts tried to fathom his actions.

He said: “I’d told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn’t stand a chance. It wasn’t a bet, but I said I’d cut my balls off if we won...

“So I started hacking away at my tackle. It took about ten minutes and there was quite a lot of pain — but I just kept going.

“The cutters were blunt so I had to keep snipping. I cut my penis as well. There was a lot of blood but not as much as you would expect.”

He added: “I think about what happened every day and still haven’t come up with a good reason why. I’d had a lot going on and felt a bit down. I can’t have kids now, but still want a family. Maybe I’ll adopt.”