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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
    Bloke in our office suggested sitting her in front of "X Factor" - if she watches more than ten seconds - deffo female.
    Give her a bicycle, a plank and some bricks. If she makes a jump ramp, she’s a he.

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
    Why don't we ask her to do 2 simple tests that will prove it?

    1. Reverse park a car - If she passes then it is clear she is more man than woman.

    2. Bake a cake - if it comes out all right, then she is obviously a female.

    I find it interesting that the ANC called it "sexist". Which sex are we picking on here? As for "racist", well that is just scraping the bottom of the barrel.
    Bloke in our office suggested sitting her in front of "X Factor" - if she watches more than ten seconds - deffo female.

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  • minestrone
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    Does she lick the chutney spoon?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    If she has a this, a that and the other, isn't she a man?


    It all sounds very scientific to me.


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  • Platypus
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    "So what they do now is they do everything, and then they can say look, not only has she got this, she's got that and the other."
    If she has a this, a that and the other, isn't she a man?


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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    The way this has been played out is a fookin disgrace.
    She clearly thinks she is female. All this speculation and the results of the tests are going to do her untold damage. Damage that nobody has yet considered.
    Whoever let this be played out in public deserves to be shot.
    Post of the day IMHO.

    Well said that man!

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    The way this has been played out is a fookin disgrace.
    She clearly thinks she is female. All this speculation and the results of the tests are going to do her untold damage. Damage that nobody has yet considered.
    Whoever let this be played out in public deserves to be shot.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    WSS ++++
    You agreeing with me sas? Now I am depressed

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I seem to be suffering from a sense of humour failure today. Sorry people.
    No you were absolutely right first time round.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I didn't get past the first page

    The usual sympathetic and reasoned arguments, rather like on here. We are a mean-spirited and vicious species - it really does get me down sometimes.
    WSS ++++

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    On a humourous note, BBC world service interviewed some chap from her village this morning and he said ‘we have known her all her life and we’ve never seen anything dangling in front of her to suggest she’s a boy’.
    I seem to be suffering from a sense of humour failure today. Sorry people.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I didn't get past the first page

    The usual sympathetic and reasoned arguments, rather like on here. We are a mean-spirited and vicious species - it really does get me down sometimes.
    On a humourous note, BBC world service interviewed some chap from her village this morning and he said ‘we have known her all her life and we’ve never seen anything dangling in front of her to suggest she’s a boy’.

    Indeed though, a shame people understand so little about gender.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    WZS

    Did anyone read the comments? 294 for example.
    I didn't get past the first page

    The usual sympathetic and reasoned arguments, rather like on here. We are a mean-spirited and vicious species - it really does get me down sometimes.

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  • thunderlizard
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    racist

    It is racist. It wouldn't have happened if she hadn't won that race innit?


    mine's the green Burberry
    tl

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  • daviejones
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    Why don't we ask her to do 2 simple tests that will prove it?

    1. Reverse park a car - If she passes then it is clear she is more man than woman.

    2. Bake a cake - if it comes out all right, then she is obviously a female.

    I find it interesting that the ANC called it "sexist". Which sex are we picking on here? As for "racist", well that is just scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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