Reply to: The danger of fancying women in the workplace

[threaded]

What kind of work place employs p0rn stars
How do I get a contract there

One of the politicians over here used to be a porn star in a many years previous career. When they had an election someone went and replaced her picture on posters with stills from her movies.

First time I saw one I nearly fell off my bike laughing.

It was so very well done, it made it even funnier.

[cojak]

Ah, a surprise ending - Not wanting to sound mysogenistic and all that, but I assumed it was going to be a devious trick on the woman's part to tempt him into rooting through porn, at which point she could report him so he'd be caught in the act.

She probably didn't expect him to be so stupid as to look for it there and then on the office website.

This does not bode well for his self-discipline and ability to hold back till the appropriate moment...

[MaryPoppins]

They may appear to be sexist twunts in here but some of them really aren't

Yup, just him

[Zippy]

We'll just stick with knitting and chatting about kittens, apologies.

They may appear to be sexist twunts in here but some of them really aren't

[MaryPoppins]

Sounds like an urban legend. If it's true, you could argue that any guy that stupid deserves to be kicked out.

Then again, women can be quite tricky in the workplace, and I'm not one to blame the victim...

We'll just stick with knitting and chatting about kittens, apologies.

[protractor]

Sounds like an urban legend. If it's true, you could argue that any guy that stupid deserves to be kicked out.

Then again, women can be quite tricky in the workplace, and I'm not one to blame the victim...

I’ve just had a cracker of a conversation with one of the clients. Two people were sacked this morning. One was a guy that was visiting, shall we say inappropriate websites; the other was a woman that cause him to do it. The story goes that he had been trying it on with this woman in the office. She told him that she had once been in an adult movie and if he could find out which one she would sleep with him. So armed with a hint of what it was, he has gone off and been looking for it for most of yesterday afternoon. It’s been flagged up so he got called in to the boss’s office. This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.

The word is that he had found it.

[MPwannadecentincome]

WHS

Names, addresses please

Mich you don't have to go far you are in Holland already, plenty of workplaces employing such people there

[HairyArsedBloke]

Ah, a surprise ending - Not wanting to sound mysogenistic and all that, but I assumed it was going to be a devious trick on the woman's part to tempt him into rooting through porn, at which point she could report him so he'd be caught in the act.

Actually, that's what I think too.

[OwlHoot]

... This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.

The word is that he had found it.

Ah, a surprise ending - Not wanting to sound mysogenistic and all that, but I assumed it was going to be a devious trick on the woman's part to tempt him into rooting through porn, at which point she could report him so he'd be caught in the act.

[rhubarb]

I've only seen (wasn't actually there, you understand) this once. You have to be seriously crazy to have an -ahem- affair with someone you work with.

Hmmm. Some people turn mental on you.
Apparently.

[Zippy]

I've only seen (wasn't actually there, you understand) this once. You have to be seriously crazy to have an -ahem- affair with someone you work with.

[The Lone Gunman]

and they both have plenty of spare time on their hands.

She is not going to be too happy with him. She would not havegot sacked if e hadnt gone porn surfing on the company computermabob.

[HairyArsedBloke]

Yeah right!

I got loads of shags out of fancy a woman in the office when I was working away from home. Never got sack AND the client knew what was going on.

This is at a fund managers in NY and I suppose it was inappropriate use of the internet was did for him. I'm only repeating the story.

[BolshieBastard]

I’ve just had a cracker of a conversation with one of the clients. Two people were sacked this morning. One was a guy that was visiting, shall we say inappropriate websites; the other was a woman that cause him to do it. The story goes that he had been trying it on with this woman in the office. She told him that she had once been in an adult movie and if he could find out which one she would sleep with him. So armed with a hint of what it was, he has gone off and been looking for it for most of yesterday afternoon. It’s been flagged up so he got called in to the boss’s office. This was followed later by the woman. Both have gone.

The word is that he had found it.

Yeah right!

I got loads of shags out of fancy a woman in the office when I was working away from home. Never got sack AND the client knew what was going on.

[Jog On]

bird at my last permieco had nudey pictures on a website as her other job. She openly told me in a flirty email exchange we had. But I looked them up on my home PC