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  • Alf W
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    Wasn't taking the piss. It came through on my daily feed of jobs from Jobswerve!

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  • bogeyman
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    We're taking the p1ss out of minimum wage jobs now?

    Erm...when did that become ok?

    Didn't you lot start at the bottom like?

    Don't think he was taking the piss. Just making an observation.

    Nothing wrong with a bit of honest labour. I'd wash pots for that money rather than sit on my arse, on the dole.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    We're taking the p1ss out of minimum wage jobs now?

    Erm...when did that become ok?

    Didn't you lot start at the bottom like?

    <yorkshire>
    Aye lass, 'appen we did. When I were a lad minimum wage was what you paid t'mill owner for right to turn up t'work. Youth o' today though, try telling them that....
    </yorkshire>

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  • SallyAnne
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    We're taking the p1ss out of minimum wage jobs now?

    Erm...when did that become ok?

    Didn't you lot start at the bottom like?

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by MrMark View Post
    Do you think they need O-levels for this job?
    Yes, and a degree.

    You will be subject to credit and security checks

    References from every employer of the last 10 years.

    There will be three rounds to the recruitment process and you will be subject to extensive testing.

    Your performance at the tests will be benchmarked against international competition from alternate suppliers in Eastern Europe and the whole of Asia.

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  • MrMark
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    please email your CV
    Do you think they need O-levels for this job?

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  • Durbs
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    Pays for your fags for the day within the first hour, what more do you want???

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Someones gotta wash dem filthy pots!

    Do you need your own LTD Co for this one?

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  • Alf W
    started a topic Job of the day

    Job of the day

    More than I get paid per hour!

    Pot Washer Contract


    Pot Washer required to work at local company, duties will include washing and cleaning pots, hours are 10.15 to 2.15 Monday to Friday. The role is starting this week on a 4 week temporary basis. For more information please email your CV or call 0161 928 2863.

    Location Altrincham
    Country UK
    Start Date 09/09/2009
    Duration 4 Weeks
    Rate £5.73 - £6.50 per hour
    Recruiter Adecco
    Contact Adele Markman
    Telephone 0161 928 2863
    Email Adele.Markman.770E4.1C8BE@mail.jobserve.com
    Reference JSACM-POT
    Posted Date 07/09/2009 16:36:59

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