Someone has booked the "Tarzan" holiday. My faith in CUK is thus restored.
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Tarzan: You are provided with a loin cloth only
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11.11%
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1
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Grylls: You are provided with a knife and clothes
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0.00%
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0
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Mears: Provided with a knife, machete, matches, water purification tablets, compass and camera crew
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33.33%
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3
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Sissy: All the above, plus mobile phone, map, distress beacon and anything else you want to take
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0.00%
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0
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Group: As girly, but there’s more of you
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0.00%
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0
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'Friend': Incurs 10% charge for handcuffs and tranquillisers for your friend, who we will collect
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11.11%
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1
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I’m more of a stay-at-home AndyW jungle-fearing type
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44.44%
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4
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