Chaps at my place are always finding stuff in the street.

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EternalOptimist replied

4 September 2009, 07:57
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Nothing to identify who it is though.

Elementary my dear Watson.
A well to do lady, but not wealthy. She is a convert to Islam, born in the North of England. She lives alone, no pets and is very health concious.
She has no close friends, but has recently started to frequent dating sites, looking for her ideal partner.
She lives in a flat in Sheffield, near the town centre.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

4 September 2009, 07:42
Originally posted by Diver View Post

Bleedin ell! HAB, you should put a warning on that link, I haven't had breakfast yet

Done - sorry
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Diver replied

4 September 2009, 07:09
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

That reminds me. I found a USB adapter thingy on my way back home from a beer in the City the other week. It one of those do-dah’s that allows a SD card to be plugged in the USB port. It has got a couple of picture of some chav woman on it. Nothing to identify who it is though.

Bleedin ell! HAB, you should put a warning on that link, I haven't had breakfast yet
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HairyArsedBloke replied

3 September 2009, 21:16
That reminds me. I found a USB adapter thingy on my way back home from a beer in the City the other week. It one of those do-dah’s that allows a SD card to be plugged in the USB port. It has got a couple of picture of some chav woman on it (Warning: - minger chav). Nothing to identify who it is though.

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bogeyman replied

3 September 2009, 19:53
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Pistol? Pakki? Dog?

Naw! It's obvious...

He had a pistol and some cocaine in his parker, and had fun visiting his sick dog at the wig store.

Danish. I can do that!
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d000hg replied

3 September 2009, 19:38
En mand fandt tilfældigt en skarpladt pistol og to pakker kokain under en bænk i Brøndby Strand. Fundet viste sig dog at være større.

Pistol? Pakki? Dog?
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Mr Crosby replied

3 September 2009, 18:40
Did he share it out?
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3 September 2009, 18:02
Chaps at my place are always finding stuff in the street.

The lads and lasses at my client are always finding stuff in the street, and then spend inordinate amounts of effort tracking down the owner to return their stuff.

Usually it is mobile phones, keys, wallets that kind of thing.

Yesterday a guy got a bottle of champers from a thankful young lady for finding her phone.

Which is nice.

One permie tried the excuse for clocking in late today that he found 7.6 kgs of coke, some heroin and a loaded gun.

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