All together now girls...
I met him at the candy store.....
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oops - you are spot on. I was typing quickly cos I was bustin for a gypsies, I'll take more care next timeOriginally posted by thunderlizard View Postwas that supposed to be a reference to "leader of the pack"? That was the Shangri-La's. I think you're mixing up "Do you wanna be in my gang?".
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Gary Glitter? GARY GLITTER?
was that supposed to be a reference to "leader of the pack"? That was the Shangri-La's. I think you're mixing up "Do you wanna be in my gang?".
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I know he's been a naught boy but that is no excuse to kill Gary Glitter
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Dogs are a real problem in Western Australia. In Perth they were advertising for a marksman to go out and cull the leaders of the packsOriginally posted by zeitghostAnd judging by the correspondence in the SWEP etc. a lot of people weren't pleased either.
They were the pets of someone who'd pegged it & they all had some skin condtion that made the bolt gun more humane than the injection.
According to the protectors of all that's furry & feathery, the RSPCA.
Who did the deed.
last I heard, they couldnt get anyone
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So not a complete failure thenOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View Postmy experiments in the early seventies were inconclusive, nine attempts-
two smacks in the gob
barred from four pubs
one attempted knee to the gulag archipelagos
one sloppy two hour kiss
one marriage

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my experiments in the early seventies were inconclusive, nine attempts-Originally posted by DaveB View PostNah, she hates cider and I've already established that Baileys and Cointreau does the job nicely with her
Besides it would'nt be a properly controlled experiment since the subject would be biased towards the experimenter and potentially produce a false positive outcome.
two smacks in the gob
barred from four pubs
one attempted knee to the gulag archipelagos
one sloppy two hour kiss
one marriage
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Nah, she hates cider and I've already established that Baileys and Cointreau does the job nicely with herOriginally posted by Zippy View PostTry it on MrsB and let us know how it goes.
Besides it would'nt be a properly controlled experiment since the subject would be biased towards the experimenter and potentially produce a false positive outcome.
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Sorry, afraid I won't be joining you. Got to go up to Scotland.Originally posted by Pogle View PostWeeeeell, I may be drinking Guinness or I maybe going with V&T's, but one thing is certain - under no circumstances will I be drinking cocktails, I need to be able to negotiate tubes and stairs and pavements to get back to my brothers
Pimms belongs to long summer afternoons and cream teas - I'm amazed they havent gone bust yet!
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