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I have a natural fear of circular saws in the way other people fear snakes and spiders.
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Made me laugh :O)Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOhhh that's what happened to my friend at home... she lost the top of her index (thats the first finger... right?) finger when the door slammed. Her Ma picked it up and took her and it to the hospital.... the Gobtulipes sewed it back on but back to front. Now she has this really freaky finger!!
True story.... wish we weren't Irish though, kinda reinforces the stereotype
My party piece is I have a longer tendon than usual because I lost the one that operated my thumb. So the surgeon used part of one from my index finger to use with the thumb. Now I can pinch it out of my wrist like there's an elastic band stuck inside - and move my thumb - freaks people out. Then I say 'it's going to snap... argh' They freak out some more...
Scooter never nearly made that night lost 2 pints of blood... and at 7 years old that's a lot to loose. I've given more than my fair share back now!
So people... give blood!Last edited by scooterscot; 1 September 2009, 22:37.
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Ohhh that's what happened to my friend at home... she lost the top of her index (thats the first finger... right?) finger when the door slammed. Her Ma picked it up and took her and it to the hospital.... the Gobtulipes sewed it back on but back to front. Now she has this really freaky finger!!Originally posted by scooterscot View PostI did the same when I was 7 years, except my hand went on top of the saw on one of those bench saws. Cut hand in half and me dad picked up my thumb from the back of the garage.
It's back on now.. but I cannot bend it on it's own at the knuckle
True story.... wish we weren't Irish though, kinda reinforces the stereotype
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Create a googlemail account called AllCUK@googlemail.com then use that to create an account on facebook called AllCUK. Then you can follow Diver's link anonymously.Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostGive us a guest login and password, someone - All I get when I try looking at facebook is their wretched login screen.
P.S. Photo's what?
Then post the two passwords on here and we can all have no end of fun causing mayhem on the 'net using that account.
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Give us a guest login and password, someone - All I get when I try looking at facebook is their wretched login screen.Originally posted by Diver View Post
P.S. Photo's what?
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I did the same when I was 7 years, except my hand went on top of the saw on one of those bench saws. Cut hand in half and me dad picked up my thumb from the back of the garage.Originally posted by Diver View PostOverhead Circular saw
It's back on now.. but I cannot bend it on it's own at the knuckle
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"Hmm, sawing this wood on my work-bench with the saw is too slow. I know! I'll hang the saw from the ceiling and hold the wood up to it"Originally posted by Diver View PostOverhead Circular saw
I'm sure a overhead circular saw is a real tool, but that was the mental image I got, dangling your Bosch from a beam on a bit of rope
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That looks like it's healed better than I'd expected.
It must have been "fun" when they removed the bent bits of coat hanger.
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How's the hand working now?Originally posted by Diver View PostHmm! strange that You picked up on that
(Can it handle zips?)
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Yeah, his flies were undoneOriginally posted by Clippy View PostPics 1 - 4 are gross!
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Pics 1 - 4 are gross!Originally posted by Diver View PostYou have to log in or register to view I think
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/p...0862848&ref=nf
What did you do to it again? It was a chain saw, right?
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You have to log in or register to view I thinkOriginally posted by Clippy View PostLinky no worky!
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/p...0862848&ref=nf
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