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  • TimberWolf
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    I have a natural fear of circular saws in the way other people fear snakes and spiders.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ohhh that's what happened to my friend at home... she lost the top of her index (thats the first finger... right?) finger when the door slammed. Her Ma picked it up and took her and it to the hospital.... the Gobtulipes sewed it back on but back to front. Now she has this really freaky finger!!

    True story.... wish we weren't Irish though, kinda reinforces the stereotype
    Made me laugh :O)

    My party piece is I have a longer tendon than usual because I lost the one that operated my thumb. So the surgeon used part of one from my index finger to use with the thumb. Now I can pinch it out of my wrist like there's an elastic band stuck inside - and move my thumb - freaks people out. Then I say 'it's going to snap... argh' They freak out some more...

    Scooter never nearly made that night lost 2 pints of blood... and at 7 years old that's a lot to loose. I've given more than my fair share back now!

    So people... give blood!
    Last edited by scooterscot; 1 September 2009, 22:37.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I did the same when I was 7 years, except my hand went on top of the saw on one of those bench saws. Cut hand in half and me dad picked up my thumb from the back of the garage.

    It's back on now.. but I cannot bend it on it's own at the knuckle
    Ohhh that's what happened to my friend at home... she lost the top of her index (thats the first finger... right?) finger when the door slammed. Her Ma picked it up and took her and it to the hospital.... the Gobtulipes sewed it back on but back to front. Now she has this really freaky finger!!

    True story.... wish we weren't Irish though, kinda reinforces the stereotype

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Give us a guest login and password, someone - All I get when I try looking at facebook is their wretched login screen.

    P.S. Photo's what?
    Create a googlemail account called [email protected] then use that to create an account on facebook called AllCUK. Then you can follow Diver's link anonymously.

    Then post the two passwords on here and we can all have no end of fun causing mayhem on the 'net using that account.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Give us a guest login and password, someone - All I get when I try looking at facebook is their wretched login screen.

    P.S. Photo's what?

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Overhead Circular saw
    I did the same when I was 7 years, except my hand went on top of the saw on one of those bench saws. Cut hand in half and me dad picked up my thumb from the back of the garage.

    It's back on now.. but I cannot bend it on it's own at the knuckle

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Overhead Circular saw
    "Hmm, sawing this wood on my work-bench with the saw is too slow. I know! I'll hang the saw from the ceiling and hold the wood up to it"

    I'm sure a overhead circular saw is a real tool, but that was the mental image I got, dangling your Bosch from a beam on a bit of rope

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  • PRC1964
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    That looks like it's healed better than I'd expected.

    It must have been "fun" when they removed the bent bits of coat hanger.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

    (Can it handle zips?)
    <ahem>

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Hmm! strange that You picked up on that
    How's the hand working now?

    (Can it handle zips?)

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Yeah, his flies were undone
    Hmm! strange that You picked up on that

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Pics 1 - 4 are gross!
    Yeah, his flies were undone

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Pics 1 - 4 are gross!

    What did you do to it again? It was a chain saw, right?
    Overhead Circular saw

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    You have to log in or register to view I think

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/p...0862848&ref=nf
    Pics 1 - 4 are gross!

    What did you do to it again? It was a chain saw, right?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Clippy View Post
    Linky no worky!
    You have to log in or register to view I think

    http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/p...0862848&ref=nf

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