Erm. You really think we haven't caught on to this one don't you? If any sentence started with oh Zip you are so much better at ..... immediately back went up.
Maybe me laughing loudly was why it went tits up?
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I used to pull this trick to. When the woman gets to nag too much about you not doing the cooking, say OK. Then make a total hash of it so that she doesn't pester you to do it again for a long time.
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostYou might want to put some nappies in the fridge too, the sprog will suffer the after effects as well. Get in a job lot of sudocrem, chronic nappy rash may well be on the cards.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostHome made Muligatawny soup, poppodoms, lamb bhuna, rice, tarka dall.
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You might want to put some nappies in the fridge too, the sprog will suffer the after effects as well. Get in a job lot of sudocrem, chronic nappy rash may well be on the cards.
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Brought the curry out, put it in front of her and muttered "All the best"
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Originally posted by TykeMerc View PostPut a bog roll in there too or possibly in the freezer, she's going to need it.
Mind you, that was a special hot curry. Those Sri Lankans don't mess about when making a point to an Englishman who says he can eat anything off the curry shop menu.
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I cooked this evening
Decided to treat the missus and cook for us.
Home made Muligatawny soup, poppodoms, lamb bhuna, rice, tarka dall.
Sat down to the muligatawny soup. Mission abandoned. It's the hottest thing I ever tasted, even hotter than that phall I made the other week.
I suffered, even though I am used to hot food. The missus is REALLY suffering.
She told me specifically to keep the spices to a minimum as she is breast feeding at the moment.
Dropped a bollock on this one.
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