Reply to: BBC Red Button

[Zippy]

Oh wow! Just saw the winning test from last nights European 'mincing' championships The extended trot into passage was amazing, not to mention the one-time changes.

Wonderful ...

[Zippy]

Your comments have been noted and I shall adjust my driving behaviour accordingly

Thanks

[NickFitz]

Seriously - when overtaking horses go to the other side of the road and the lead/reargunner rider should tell you when it is safe to overtake. Keep well back as they can't see something that is right up their arses. Just pretend they are bus width or you'll be extracting a spur from your wing mirror.
Oh and horses may be in the left hand lane when turning right (to avoid getting sandwiched between two cars), on roundabouts you are supposed to ride round the outside lane so if you see the rider indicating right it means 'not this exit'. Mostly horses are very good but you can't predict paper bag or chainsaw related incidents.

Sorry. Lecture ends.

Good stuff

I used to ride when I was a kid, so I've got some idea of what it's like on the receiving end of idiot drivers. I thought I was pretty good when driving near horses, but on reflection maybe I should be hanging back a bit further when waiting to pass.

Your comments have been noted and I shall adjust my driving behaviour accordingly

[Zippy]

and with a flick of the reins and a squeeze of the knees the horse goes "uncontrollable"?

On one occasion (while I was being trailed) someone started up a chainsaw on the other side of the hedge. Horse leapt a few feet to the right and reared up. Screech of brakes from behind followed by much swearing from me ....

Seriously - when overtaking horses go to the other side of the road and the lead/reargunner rider should tell you when it is safe to overtake. Keep well back as they can't see something that is right up their arses. Just pretend they are bus width or you'll be extracting a spur from your wing mirror.
Oh and horses may be in the left hand lane when turning right (to avoid getting sandwiched between two cars), on roundabouts you are supposed to ride round the outside lane so if you see the rider indicating right it means 'not this exit'. Mostly horses are very good but you can't predict paper bag or chainsaw related incidents.

Sorry. Lecture ends.

[Sysman]

What horses really hate is something creeping up on them silently (prey animals you see). They really hate paper bags, bicycles and also not too keen on cars creeping along behind them tooting their horns and loudly commenting on the physical attributes of the rider.

and with a flick of the reins and a squeeze of the knees the horse goes "uncontrollable"?

[Zippy]

Ah sorry VectraMan. Actually you probably can drive past us at 90 mph and the horses won't mind. Fck knows it's happened enough times - mostly when I've been riding with children. Overtake another vehicle while you are at it - seen that too many times.
What horses really hate is something creeping up on them silently (prey animals you see). They really hate paper bags, bicycles and also not too keen on cars creeping along behind them tooting their horns and loudly commenting on the physical attributes of the rider.

HTH

[Zippy]

Ever seen Spanish horse displays with the dancing and acrobatics?

Fantastic.

Would rather watch the festival tho Zippy

Yep seen the Spanish horses and going to do some training there one day.
Understood about the festival but done that a few times

[Zippy]

Red doesn't work for me and I'm buggered if I can find it by the manual method. I'll have you know that mincing has taken me years of training to fail to achieve (apart from the easy bits like the extensions).

Thanks though (don't suppose you know which channel?)

[thelace]

Ever seen Spanish horse displays with the dancing and acrobatics?

Fantastic.

Would rather watch the festival tho Zippy

[VectraMan]

WFM. Press red. Choose horse trials. Now I'm watching poncey looking bloke on a mincing horse.

If you can train a horse to do that, why can't they train them not to be spooked by cars so we can drive past them at 90 mph?

I think the council digital TV service carries less interactive stuff. Which is possibly why you can't get it. Serves you right for being poor.

[Zippy]

No, it's just not happening. Bad evening therefore grumpy Zip

[Zippy]

Maybe it was on Red when the main channel was doing sport?

Wait and see if it turns up on iPlayer.

Ooooh, and in the meantime, turn up the volume, Enter Shikari are on now

Positive spin. Thanks

Still fook all on the dancing horses.

[ctdctd]

Maybe it was on Red when the main channel was doing sport?

Wait and see if it turns up on iPlayer.

Ooooh, and in the meantime, turn up the volume, Enter Shikari are on now

[Zippy]

Not very helpful, but my Red button is giving me Placebo playing at Reading at the moment.

Yep me too. So I looked at the other red button channels and there is a) nothing and b) some piss-poor game show.

Bloody hate Freeview

Thanks for the feedback though

[ctdctd]

Not very helpful, but my Red button is giving me Placebo playing at Reading at the moment.