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Nah they're proppa pork pies. While you're at it you might want to sneak over the road to have a pint at the market porter to wash it down with. Heaven.
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Tut, tut - this is a sensible thread for sensible people.Originally posted by scotspine View Postwhat is it with you guys? half of you are happy to post stuff that would curl the hair of an east end tart but as soon as a mod has a go at being funny, you line up to take a pop! frfs! gal!
oh, and
I'd go for a game pie myself
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But you're the mods, thats what you are there for!Originally posted by scotspine View Postwhat is it with you guys? half of you are happy to post stuff that would curl the hair of an east end tart but as soon as a mod has a go at being funny, you line up to take a pop! frfs! gal!
oh, and
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what is it with you guys? half of you are happy to post stuff that would curl the hair of an east end tart but as soon as a mod has a go at being funny, you line up to take a pop! frfs! gal!Originally posted by DaveB View PostYou might want to take a closer look at VoodooFlux's posting history
Although he not the only offender
oh, and
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You might want to take a closer look at VoodooFlux's posting historyOriginally posted by scotspine View Poston reflection, if that was you trying to be sarky, you need to get out more. my posts were meant in fun since the only person i know who uses that term [nom] is the 15 y/old daughter of girlie. if not, then please accept my apologies for being hyper-sensitive.

Although he not the only offender
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I went downstairs to get a pork pie but they'd all been replaced with cheap samosas.
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my current dentist charges like a wounded Rhino and his breath smellsOriginally posted by zeitghostOnly too well...
And the last two fillings lasted respectively one day and a fortnight.
Anyone know a decent dentist?

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on reflection, if that was you trying to be sarky, you need to get out more. my posts were meant in fun since the only person i know who uses that term [nom] is the 15 y/old daughter of girlie. if not, then please accept my apologies for being hyper-sensitive.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostErr, you haven't got a dental appointment, have you?
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My local butcher makes a great family size pork pie,
crisp pastry, good quality well seasoned pork, not too much jelly makes the pie easily sliceable, I get one every Christmas but it never lasts more than an hour. I could eat one now
Scotch eggs are generally OK except when they fart in your face when you bite into them
My rule of thumb on meaty snacks is always go for the traditional butcher option rather than the petrol station variety
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