Reply to: Agent - Rant Corner

[n5gooner]

A stitch in 9, is worth a bird in the bush!

as long as youre on top, or you'll get a ***** in the arse.

[milanbenes]

Oh dear WageSlave,

"you're a glorified double glazing salesman, not a McKinsey consultant!",


and you think a Mckinsey consultant is anything more than a glorified double glazing salesman ?

Pots and kettles.

Milan.

[Phoenix]

Nice one - though I think we're talking a whole new kettle of ball-games here.

A stitch in 9, is worth a bird in the bush!

[Clownio]

blah blah blah ..... really p1sses my goat off..... blah blah blah

Nice one - though I think we're talking a whole new kettle of ball-games here.

[stackpole]

The singular neutor is available in English.
Most appropriate to agents:

'It'.

Thanks. I'll use that for third person in all future documentation I need to write for clients.

And Sysman, thanks for the spelling. I've been reading too many books about particle physics on the toilet.

[Mailman]

remember were it not for lazy HR people there would be no need for the recruitment agent. I've worked in enormous companies with millons of pounds wasted on HR departments who seem to do ... well nothing ..... they just run checks on people and tell them when they are going to be fired or what they do when they are hired .. then you never hear from them again.

Well you have made the classic mistake of thinking HR is there for you. They arent...all they are there to do is ensure when you get fired that the business goes through the proper process of doing that so they dont get sued because they didnt follow the rules!

Mailman

[WageSlave]

Agents going with you to interviews/meetings? Christ, never heard that one before. I would just tell him to sod off, in front of the client

I've never had it before until recently - now it seems to be quite a fad Normally the agent has arranged with the client to be present. Not quite sure why - worried about being cut out, secret being rumbled, or a genuine belief that they are part of the 'solution team'.

Last one I had the agent kept jumping in with completely daft suggestions (obviously thought he was a Big 4 consultant). Actually the client wasn't much better - dumped them later on

[ancient]

I am a bit sore at the moment (just been shagged by an agent) so not now if you do not mind.

[ancient]

I have met some giant alien lizards in my time - add me to your list.

[DodgyAgent]

you have a point

I agree with most of the points made on this thread, particularly with regards to job titles. I have only ever sat in on one interview. I did not understand a thing that was being discussed and I was embarassed because I thought that the contractor was a disaster. At the end of the interview I was very pleasantly surprised when the client took me to one side, thanked me for finding the right person and offered him a contract there and then

Of course being an agent I couldnt resist saying to the client "yeah I knew he was fine after I gave him a thorough technical grilling earlier"

There is only one thing that is worse than agents dealing with HR, and that I am afraid would be the prospect of all you propellerheads cold calling hiring managers direct. A few months of that and the hiring managers (and contractors for that matter) would be begging HR and us to come back

[RSoles]

Agent, 'It'.

As in Hannibal, the scene with the girl down the well.

"It rubs the lotion into it's skin".

Ah, neuter, yes they should be.

[ancient]

Agents

Agents are Lizards with long forked tongues!

Contractors are bait for these people (e.g. treat Contractors like maggots).

Clients are (big) fish.

The Agent's role is to feed maggots to the fish.

[Sysman]

The singular neutor is available in English.
Most appropriate to agents:

'It'.

As in "It's spelled neuter."

[RSoles]

The singular neutor is available in English.
Most appropriate to agents:

'It'.

[Not So Wise]

Agents going with you to interviews/meetings? Christ, never heard that one before. I would just tell him to sod off, in front of the client